Stars of the Moment

Pitch day…

Joy, Ram, Sandra, Louisa, Michael, Ronny, Frank all are presenting their startups..

Joy ‘Aggregator business. 1000 trucks, US$100000 business’

Sandra  ‘Cab sharing… 10000 downloads.. ‘

Frank ‘Cool dating site.. 50000 users’

Ronny ‘NGO Matching..to CSR providers’

Michael ‘sport goods ecommerce… celebrity invested in it.. has 100000 users’

Louisa ‘fashion product sales..  has 300 niche clients’

Finally Ram mentions ‘Am selling nothing.. aggregating nothing.. matching nothing…and sharing nothing’

All Investors echo simultaneously ‘why are you here?’

There is a giggle around… by other startups

Ram ‘I have been selected hence I came here’

An embarrassed coordinator James looks at his executive who curated the list

Susan ‘Sir.. my boy friend.. good for nothing.. thought he would get experience by interacting with seniors.. bright guy.. but just not sure what he wants’

James ‘let us discuss after this pitch session is over.. you embarrassed me’

Susan ‘Sorry Sir’

One Investor ‘what you wish to do in life?’

Ram ‘Nothing’

Second Investor  ‘why you keep repeating this word?’

Ram ‘NothingMuch is my website name.. for lazy folks who wish to spend time lazing around in various sweet spots..

in some public gardens, in some college locations.. in some zoo, in some restaurants.. and they can link themselves to other lazy people’

All investors burst laughing…

Investor  ‘why will folks come to your site’

Ram ‘all who do not wish to do anything in life will come to my site..’

Investor ‘just fail to understand this.. anyways we cannot invest on you’

Ram bursts laughing..

His girl friend Susan is sacked

Susan has tears in her eyes..

Ram shows the website which he is developing..

Ram ‘it tracks the lazy symptoms of an individual through a sensor….and identifies what objects can remove laziness. example a bored housewife is not doing anything but suddenly she finds a happy go lucky person on net and life changes..  it tracks everything like these behavior’

Susan ‘common do not kid me’

Ram ‘Stars of the Moment are ones who are extremely active for those moments only else they are lazy.. how to make a continuous moment of active alertness is where the software needs to train our mind to understand which all aspects makes our life more thrilling’

Susan ‘complex.. you are really good for nothing’

Ram ‘Susan.. I admit am lazy.. but who isn’t given an opportunity.. all would just like to sleep for more hours and keep lazing around’

 

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