Student Turmoil

Student ‘I just cannot learn this complicated MATHS’

Teacher ‘It is simple’

Student ‘how?’

Teacher ‘ (a+b)^2 = a^2 + 2ab +b^2’

Student ‘it is too complicated’

Teacher ‘do you have girl friend?’

Student ‘yes’

Teacher ‘do you agree both of you together will have exponential power to grow together’

Student ‘yes’

Teacher ‘just add you and your girlfriend’s birthdate and square it up ‘

Student uses calculator and gets a number

Teacher ‘now try to expand it with that formulae’

Student ‘that is the problem… squaring each other, uniting only once.. I think when two folks unite, they try to grow separately exponentially and only give some part of themselves to build relation.. on ‘2ab’ left..  where is the togetherness

Teacher pauses

Teacher ‘are you a student or a philosopher’

Student ‘am just a student who feels  (a-b)^2 = a^2 -2ab + b^2 too gives same message

Teacher ‘what?’

Student ‘to grow, let boy friend and girl friend stay separately.. and grow

Student ‘wow.. you taught me maths  enjoy.. but I do not like Maths’

Teacher smiles..

1 week later

Student ‘penned a book… Mathematics for Lovers’ and it is selling well in market

Student ‘thanks teacher.. I sold it for 50cents and it is doing well..  my earning for bootstrapping my venture’

 

 

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