Machine Learning

Samba ”why is Gabbar asking mathematical formulae so often. like how many existed, when is Holi etc”

Jose ”Samba.. relax.. I understand you have reborn and have a problem in mindset that you were Samba in last life..  I also watched that movie Sholay for you.. but you are in USA dear.. not in India’

Samba ”not really sure.. but I guess the machine learning started from that film’

Jose burst laughing

Jose ”an ace data scientist like you with a mental block of being reborn and now you tell you got inspired by Samba of Sholay?”

Samba ‘see in that movie.. Gabbar was trying to make robots of human..  he didnt want No for answer… he wanted automation.. he wanted intelligence in them…. he wanted guy like me to intelligently know what he wants”

Jose ”oh i see… so how you can know what I want?”

Samba shows him one report…

Jose ”hey common.. you cannot do this to me”

Samba bursts laughing

Jose ”how the heck you got to know that I still wet the bed at night and facing a disorder”

Samba ”Jose… machine learning is all about intelligently tracking you, your behavior, your pattern of search.. your likes, your dislikes, your comments in various social sites.. and then even your shopping pattern”

Jose ”these companies.. do they leak the data”

Samba ‘god knows.. but why were you searching diapers”

Jose sheepishly ”seriously it is becoming costly.. why cannot they come up with low cost diapers for senior citizens like me”

Samba shows him another report…

Jose ”wow.. all research on diapers.. what the heck it is..”

Samba ”In Sholay movie,  Gabbar understands Thakur’s strength and weaknesses.. he knows his hands are his power.. so…”

Jose ”so what…”

Samba ”Gabbar cuts his hands….”

Jose ”it is ridiculous analogy…”

Samba ”dear.. all are using machine learning only to cut each other’s strengths ok.. and understand weaknesses”

 

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