Blunders of Blunder

Soma ”All the IT professionals in USA are going for a strike.. ”

Mary “Who said so…  ”

Soma ”Just heard some H1B visa issues”

Mary ”so? such news are just tactics.. do you feel such drastic measures will ever happen”

Soma ”in India, we are going to launch a mass opposition… we are also inviting China, Pakistan, Singapore, Phillipine and other countries to join us”

Mary ”are you crazy”

Soma ”yes… something happens to me the moment I hear such things”

Mary ”ok.. let us not  believe in rumor… wait..”

After 1 day

Soma ”we have stopped all our IT services out in Inda to support USA”

Mary “Have you gone nuts??””

After 2 days

Soma ”what you achieved by doing so… where is the news?”

Mary ”which one?”

Soma ”Why has the US not declared same in paper”

Mary ”why you so concerned?”

Soma ”I paid a marketing company.. to generate this rumor and then hype the same in Indian Market””

Mary ”never go by gossips.. Just a loss of so much money… all of them indeed going to strike?”

Soma hugs Mary and whispers ”April fool.. how was my acting?”

 

edu startup

founder A ”my business model is to focus on AI and earn loads of money by charging candidates minimum US$500 per participant”

founder B ”10000 candidates avail us.. all 1st to 10th standard.. competitive exams and so on…”

founder C ”just wait.. am coming to create competition”

founder A and B ”how?”

Founder C ”educationless educaton system”

Founder A ”how?”

Fouder C ‘learn in 1 hour concept… ”

founder A and B ”we have already implemented it”

Founder C ”learn in 1 hour how things are freely available ”

 

YES SIR / YES MADAM

John ”I really doubt if this OEM will ever take our product as they will want everything exclusive”

Founder Mac ”hence we should be willing to get merged right away with these OEMs”

John ”Is it not sort of killing the startup spirit itself”

Mac ”Dear…everything will get consolidated eventually hence subordination learning most important.. we need to always remember to say YES SIR / YES MADAM at some point of time in our life”

Stories which never end..

Mother-in-law  daughter-in-law

Mother-Kid

Employer – Employee

Boss – Subordinate

Lover – Lost Lover

Teacher – Student

Startup – Investor

Doctor – Health

Health – Insurance

Bank – Income

Excercise – Health

Anger – Hatred

and finally………..

guess what????

 

Love –  Peace

So if we wish to be peaceful, always be loving…

 

Startup story

Comes an investor and shrieks ”I made so much investment, where is returns?’

Entrepreneur ”Even I don’t have the money.. we spent in staff and marketing”

Investor ”but what we gained of all this?”

Entrepreneur ”more investors began showing interest.. relax Sir, we will get subsequent round of funding?’

Investor ”I need a clear exit after 1 year”

Entrepreneur ”me too may exit.. let the investor only run the venture.. am fedup of working as employee in garb of showing myself as an entrepreneur.. finally am still in listening mode only.. no flexibility”

 

Loving Father

Daughter ”why do you slog so much for me.. let me stand on my own feet”

Father ”even if you stand, walk, run with your feet, still I will need to take care of you as you are my daughter”

Daughter ”my boy friend needs to do that for me”

Father ”in life always remember a boy friend or spouse will also be too loving and caring, may be more then me, however a father still will be worried and will pray for his daughter to always do well in life”