Titanic war

Business Man 1 ‘if at all you will send your goods to me, you will need to curb the duty’

Business Man 2 ‘what.. and what if I send goods to you?’

Business Man 1 looks upward

Business Man 3 ‘isn’t this self sufficiency big bang theory becoming too much?’

Business Man 1 ‘seriously.. but I promised so many things.. so’

Business Man 2 ‘am also sailing in same boat’

Business Man 3 ‘hey.. I want to leave.. please discuss when you are alone, I do not want to sink with you’

Business Man 3 leaves and has an icecream near the port

Icecream shop owner ‘Sir.. this icecream exports to even USA’

Business Man 3 ‘are you mad? how.. will it not melt?’

Icecream shop owner ‘dear… only in my dream’

Business Man 3 bursts laughing

Entrepreneur Delight

A successful good looking good hearted investor
A successful good looking good hearted partner
A successful good looking good hearted project team
A successful good looking good hearted client

Jim ‘Hello Sona.. are you day dreaming?’

Sona ‘yes… as from what I see, everyone seems good looking, good hearted’

Jim ‘The investor has stopped funding us’

Sona ‘is it so?’

Jim ‘Sona.. wake up.. only good looks and good heart not enough’

Sona ‘is it so?’

Jim ‘what is this is it so? business’

Sona ‘is our product not selling? I guess we have profitable business’

Jim ‘yes.. but they want to have monopoly control’

Sona bursts out laughing

Sona ‘ask the investor when they wish to exit.. Let us find some good like minded investors’

Jim ‘are you nuts… 10M$ payback?’

Sona ‘let us schedule the payment.. intent should be good’

Few days later

Investor Bob ‘so.. you want me to exit from you?’

Sona ‘yes Sir.. with wide eyes.. i admired you, respected you, thought you to be good looking, good hearted man.. and then I hear all this’

Bob ‘you never informed me’

Sona ‘common.. should we keep telling all good looking guys HANDSOME’

Bob bursts laughing

Bob ‘Sona.. will not exit from your venture.. tell me when to send the next investment funds’

Sona ‘today Sir.. trust needs to exist’

Next day

Jim ‘is he handsome?’

Sona ‘my eyes see’s him as handsome, so what if he is bald, teeth crooked, even has a bad odor.. but see his genorisity’

Jim ‘good looking, good hearted successful person’

Sona ‘yes.. all need to believe that they are good looking, good hearted, successful person’

Why do all love bad men?

Mary ‘never understood why I loved him’

Sarah ‘me too’

Mary ‘is love so bad that it blinds our eyes’

Joseph ‘girls.. have been hearing your oonversation.. I also have similar notion.. why I married my wife.. she seriously cannot stop suspecting me.. I feel like a thief’

Mary ‘me too.. I feel he is always cheating on me’

Sarah ‘my guy has confirmed he has an affair’

Joseph ‘hey.. wait a minute… it means all of us have problems with our partners.. why should we not initiate private detective unit ‘

Sarah ‘not a bad idea… ‘

Mary ‘but we are deviating from topic.. why do we end up loving bad men’

Joseph ‘love is blind dear… heart doesn’t have eyes.. it can only feel hence’

Sarah ‘I loved him as he was so handsome’

Joseph ‘eyes help us enhance our lust and infatuations and then we mistake it for love’

Mary ‘what about your wife?’

Joseph ‘out of work model.. I still remember he those days.. picture perfect’

Mary ‘hello Joseph.. you seem lost’

Joseph ‘Hey I forgot.. it was her birthdy… want to give her redroses.. so much she loves it’

After he leaves

Mary ‘I do not mind if I get a guy like Joseph’

Sarah ‘me too’

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Why I fail always?

Jim ‘not sure.. my badluck.. again failed for 3rd time in competive exams’

Rock ‘all competive exams have a technique.. just learn that.. practice and all will be fine’

Jim ‘I really cannot study continuously.. only during exams’

Rock ‘do you know your problem?’

Jim ‘what?’

Rock ‘you are chasing a dream not meant for you.. Just chase the dream you wish.. work on those projects where your strength can be exploited.. and not just run behing things not meant for you’

Jim ‘are you sure.. Mom insisting to me for being in government jobs as they are secure’

Rock ‘you are secure only if you enjoy what you are doing.. else you can be a nervous wreck anywhere else’

Jim hugs Rock

Rock ‘why this hug?’

Jim ‘let your positive energies come to me and make me brave enough to face Mom’

Rock begins laughing.

Ethical Home Management

Ethical Home Management
Bringing in transperancy plays a key role for any successful home management.
Bad mouthing our own family members also can create an issue. In global era, our family members could be of different caste, religion, color, creed. So this may lead to rifts, hate waves and sooner before we realize, it leads to managing pockets of hatred, rather then managing the home.
Budgets need to be reviewed. In Joint Family at times many earning members may feel the non earning member should not be given same privilege. How to bring in social empathy within family will play a key role.
There are many a time, culture and traditions which play an influencer role and at times a few of our family members may not believe in same or may wish to follow all together a different culture. How to accept them and successfully gel with them without compromizing on your own principles need loads of tolerance, patience. Any subtle dominance may lead to real rift.
Finally either a husband, wife, father, mother, grandfather or grandmother or son or daughter or maybe even a well wisher may be the home manager for you, however at times 2nd lead creation gets missed out. This leads to the home cracking once the home manager moves to different responsibilities or maybe even expires.

Sleeping wisdom

Sleeping wisdom
When we are asleep, our subconscious mind gets into deep slumber, then dream begins and when we wake up, reality strikes in..
Same is situation of many youth today, they are in deep slumber awaiting the dream and subsequently they will need to wake up and realize unless and until we do not put hardwork, self skill and be humble/polite/grounded, challenges will continue to exist.
Same is situation of many individuals who move out of their land to new land, hoping they will get livelihood and subsequently end up being coined some ridiculous jargon or deported back.
Same is the situation of the common man, who hope, a better tomorrow will come, wake up and find they were where they are..

Sleeping wisdom is all about realizing that reality may or may not be same as dream, and hence we need to to freshen up, prepare self for better future.