Startup story

Comes an investor and shrieks ”I made so much investment, where is returns?’

Entrepreneur ”Even I don’t have the money.. we spent in staff and marketing”

Investor ”but what we gained of all this?”

Entrepreneur ”more investors began showing interest.. relax Sir, we will get subsequent round of funding?’

Investor ”I need a clear exit after 1 year”

Entrepreneur ”me too may exit.. let the investor only run the venture.. am fedup of working as employee in garb of showing myself as an entrepreneur.. finally am still in listening mode only.. no flexibility”


Loving Father

Daughter ”why do you slog so much for me.. let me stand on my own feet”

Father ”even if you stand, walk, run with your feet, still I will need to take care of you as you are my daughter”

Daughter ”my boy friend needs to do that for me”

Father ”in life always remember a boy friend or spouse will also be too loving and caring, may be more then me, however a father still will be worried and will pray for his daughter to always do well in life”

You too say the same thing

Why do we repeat things when we know the conclusions will remain same.

Sometimes the same questions and then again same answers…

Example ‘do not call me again”.  ”please close it”. “you are so adament”

“I will not do the same thing again”. “I am bored of routine”

So what needs to be done under this cases is only Innovation

“The same routine can be avoided through small changes.. example if you are brushing teeth only once, you can begin doing it two times,  if you are tired of an old furniture… change it”

Life is a routine dear.. Startups too will become a routine affair sooner or later

If you said someone “I love you today” and again repeat same every day, the purpose of saying “I love you will be lost”,

so what remains very important is ‘doing repeated things with same vigor, enthusiasm and do not strive for so much perfection and expect same perfection from others.. imperfection is absolutely fine”


Vegetable Woes

Prank has inherited gift of understanding vegetable languages.. He has strong passion to be in garden and observe vegetables talking to each other

Tomato 1 ”god made me juicy, red with so many seeds in it.. ”

Tomato 2 ”we all will be thrown or cut. Why our life is so small”

Tomato 3 ”just the other day found onions being thrown by those farmers.. more supply.. less demand.. not sure why farmers imitate each other and keep having same crops”

He moves to the farm where onions are growing

Onion 1 ”so tired to make all cry.. but no one understands that the bacteria’s and virus attack us when cut and not used”

Onion 2 ”why were we not born as humans or animals or even tree’.. why a vegetable..  Have seen a lady telling that her mother-in-law has become a vegetable.. bed ridden.. means vegetables have no purpose,,.. no mission.. no one values our mineral content too. I heard a lady telling to her husband.. don’t become a lady finger.. most of times skinny and not erect at all’

He moves to lady finger’s farm land

Lady Finger 1 ”many love me and cut me in bits and pieces.. not sure why those white seeds inside me..  sometimes soft.. sometimes erect.. not sure how people select me.. do they want softness or they want stern ness or they want a mix of both??”

Lady Finger 2 ”dear.. women want a mix of both… and men too… hence we are lady fingers…  the ones who can hold their beloved with mix of both love, affection and sternness too if men go wrong”

Prank burst laughing….

His girl friend Sarah comes in

Sarah ”Are you mad? who said vegetables talk…

Prank ”wait a minute…”

After few minutes

Sarah ”common.. don’t play mischief.. why you made me into a potatoe of all things?”

Prank ”potatoe is the favorite item and put in all food.. hence…”

Sarah ”please… make me a human again”

Prank ”promise me.. you will eat vegetables regularly and respect it.. for what it provides us”

Sarah ”please.. will do that”

After few minutes

Sarah ”Are you magician too?”

Prank ”A botonist.. please.. now don”t ask me how you got converted to potatoe..”





Truth of life

truth of life is that ‘Aristotle way back in BCs had classified animals as with blood and without blood”. Carl further classified it is mammals and so on..

so not sure, where the caste, color, creed further came in to confuse people..

“The one exclusive sign of thorough knowledge is the power of teaching” – Aristotle


Why did Robert mary Louisa?

Robert ”I don’t know?”

Louisa ”why did you marry me?”

Robert ”was it your looks or just your nature?”

Louisa ”are you unsure of it now?”

Robert ”I guess i married you because you are a lady…”

Louisa ”common… this is an obvious answer”

Robert ”Dear… I am starting a GAY association soon.. a startup for GAY Welfare”

Louisa ”Are you…?”

Robert ”Mindset of individuals… if you think of a good cause.. people always mistake that too”

Louisa ”but are you…?”

Robert ”that is the suspense of the story title… keep guessing ”


This piece of story is absolute fiction with a social message and not to hurt any sentiments of whomsoever