Do I owe you anything?

Sam is a happy go lucky guy.. full in love with his parents aged 65 and 70 respectively..

One day father Rahul gets a heart attack and he is gone for ever leaving behing Sam and his mom..

Sam is 25, and as his mom struggled to have kid.. it was after near 2 decade, he came on earth with god’s grace..

Needless to say Radha , his mom loves Sam tremendously..

Sam.. is Shyam.. who has moved over to USA and has removed HY to make the name more familiar..

One day Sam gets a frantic call from his mom

Radha ”Sam.. you have never told me, that you removed me from the bank account joint holder ? the bank refused to give me even money..  ”

Sam ”Mom.. relax.. my girl friend Somya felt.. better to have control right away rather then getting into settling all that.. ”

Radha ”smart girl.. so she is ensuring no complexity comes when am dead”

Sam ”nothing like that mom”

Radha “how should I fend then?”

Sam ‘See I will try to send US$100 per month.. it will be in my common friend”s account and he will give you in cash”

Radha remembers the struggle to have Sam reach earth..

Radha ‘seriously.. a name I thought would make you be like the most beloved Lord and I regret naming you Shyam too”

Sam ”hey relax mom..  why are you so worried. am there to look after you”

Radha ”how is your startup doing?”

Sam ”excellent Mom.. just raised US$2M”

Radha ”Am happy.  ”

Sam ”am still your kid mom.. just understand why am doing so.. just to ensure no complexities come in account handling”

Radha ”Do I owe you anything further?”

Sam is silent..

The phone is disconnected.

(This piece of writing is absolute fiction.. no relevance, coincidence with dead or alive and not intended to hurt any religious or any sentiments..  It is just a trend observed where kids are not taking care of their elders..  not sure why? but it is really sadenning to see elders wiping away their entire funds to groom kids, train and educate them and subsequently only to land themselves in mess..

wake up call for all elders to be careful and ensure everything is in your hand till you live and keep loving your kids all the way.. do not go overboard in emotions and repent later”

For youngsters : look at all the years of your life.. Friendship day also means being friends with your parents. I am sure all are friends.. if not, tomorrow is another opportunity for you

Happy friendship day

Love for Fantasy

One of latest release in India is doing great business and there is a rush to see the King winning over evil.

What drives us towards fantasy?

A thought that all evil should end… and good should be the ultimate victor..

As the movie ends.. all seem happy that the good triumphed over evil…

Janir ”being a brave heroic person and hitting over all evil.. what a movie..’

Neena ”but I didn’t understan why people still love folk tales’

Janir ”because if they hear real tales.. it is always good struggling a lot.. so only in folk tales.. good always wins’

Neena smiles

Neena ‘next time just make a movie of 100 vices and how each vices engulf the world and eventually how a single person single mindedly kills all the vices in human to make  it a winner’

Janir ‘are there 100 vices?’

Neena ‘more then 100.. please count what all you have right away”

 

startup evangelist

Muthu is an evangelist trying to build an ecosystem for startups in a small city at Kerala.

One day he gets a note from a celebrity in US

“can you build an ecosystem for me to promote my latest upcoming movie Gemini’

Muthu is surprised.. he feels it is a hoax..

Muthu emails his details to James

Next day James calls up..

James ”our film has its base in Kerala and we are launching a surprise social work project in Indian communities’

Muthu ‘what is it all about?’

James ‘create clusters of people who can promote our films in India’

Muthu ‘how much will we get?”

James ”per 1000 group creation, around 1000$’

Muthu ”why… dont you use advertisements etc’

James ‘we want to build a brand… a social value brand till Gemini gets released’

Muthu ‘what is Gemini all about?’

James ”It is an adventure film on how one startup in world got greedy and began acquiring multiple startups till one day the founder realized that rather then acquiring, why not stay together with mutual coexistence and there begins his journey to become startup evangelist.. a trigger to boost community formation’

Muthu ”Sir… but why me of.. all person’

James ”you have 10000 followers..  so why not you..”

3 months later

Muthu ‘Sir covered entire Kerala..you gave me 20000US$ till date and I reached out to 20000 families.. and even talked about your adventure film and Gemini.. but still not sure what are you trying to get out me?’

James ”Muthu… Gemini is not about startups but about entertainment and how it influences people..  can you try out for me something?’

Muthu ”what?”

James ”will they register themselves on gemini app for Rs100/-”

Muthu ”let me try..’

1 month later

James ”20000 families onboarded just because of you.. I managed to raise US$1M.. so am giving you back US$100K.. please return back Rs200/- to them”

Muthu ”Sir.. I will teach them Digital Literacy with 100 bucks and return back 100”

James ”cool…. our mission to Digital Literacy begins from now on.. training 20000 families”

Muthu ”I was assuming, I was an evangelist.. but you came up with so much of fiction.. I lost track.. however now I realized this whole drama of onboarding so many individuals in your scheme of piloting your startup”

 

Crime of being a humorist

Humorist begins writing humor and is surprised at multiple critics

Humorist ‘what is my mistake? I was trying to make people laugh’

Critic ‘making someone butt of joke and laughing of that is not humor’

Humorist ‘Was just following modern day trend’

Critic ‘common.. do you realize humor is all about humming nonsense with no correlation to dead or alive and think of what popular international cartoonist or animation studio does.. build characters dear.. fictious one.. Tom and Jerry, Micky Mouse and so many’

Humorist ‘I found slapstick comedy being accepted by many’

Critic ‘do you know sense of humor is state of mind.. if you are tensed, irritated over life, where will you have time to understand humor and when you disregard that personal space of an individual.. then mere TRP will not help build value’

Humorist ‘Did I make a mistake?’

Critic ‘Not sure.. but one thing is for sure.. never mimic a character with a useless joke which hurts sentiments of common man who worship that character’

Humorist ‘Should I apologize?’

Critic ‘common.. should I be guiding you for this too.. when did you last cry?’

Humorist ‘mock cry.. I did.. I never cried for many days’

Critic ‘watch your face today when you cry.. you may find it too funny’

Humorist ‘should I put that poster and say ‘Sorry’

Critic ‘life is a humor.. it plays on us every moment… the sense of humor is nothing but sense of life.. if we begin disregarding body of work of individuals and talk loosely, it will hurt people.. and if we begin respecting it. and wish you bring in smiles and laughter in people whom you joke.. just have animated new characters built.. unknown ones.. fiction ones and create a fiction..  more likely you will be appreciated’

Humorist ‘I need fund for that’

Critic ‘you lost much by making fun of potential investors.. hope you realize your folly’

 

Intolerance

Bob hits out at Romel for spelling out ‘Intolerance’ in a public dias.

Romel ‘Dear Bob, I agree you are the most ideal individual who is an example of tolerance. I am just talking about my startup INTOLERANCE’

Bob ‘common here the whole world is talking of Intolerance and the pains seen everywhere for numerous number of conflicts and you talk of a startup INTOLERANCE’

Romel ‘Sir.. Intolerance startup will be a causal analysis solution expert company with a dash of Infographics’

Bob ‘whatsoever…. can you help us understand what are the cause and effects of this INTOLERANCE trend?’

Romel ‘anything which hurts sentiments of human leads to intolerance if the sentiments are hurt in excess. example if you will keep hitting a silent animal, the animal will react. It is Newton’s law sir..  and then the impact follows Einstein’s theory of Relativity. The sentiment waves move with splash of light .. and’

Bob ‘dear.. are you are preacher, teacher, politician or what?’

Romel ‘PASSION FRAMEWORK .. an amalgamation of science, fiction, technology and entertainment.. enjoy the essence of it.. don’t think too much. Life is all about forgetting and forgiving and all is well then’

 

Hate stories

Sulefa is a young kid who is happy and cheerful. One day her uncles comes in to her place

Uncle ‘I want to tell you a story’

Sulefa ‘which?’

Uncle ‘War between two countries’

Sulefa ‘what is war?’

Uncle ‘confict. a power struggle’

Sulefa hears the story…

After the story,

Sulefa ‘all stories which has hate in it, can i stop hearing them?’

Uncle looks at Sulefa’s father

Father ‘She is intelligent, she has learnt all religious books at age of 9 and now she has puzzled you’

Uncle ‘yes.. i feel guilty now to discuss history’

Father ‘sometimes we unnecessarily bring in such hate stories and spoil mind set of little kids’

Uncle ‘I will now onward ensure take examples of unity and narrate to kids.. will start a small group UNITY and will teach stories of how sharing and learning can contribute to society’

3 months latter

Uncle comes to meet Sulefa

Uncle ‘Dear child, I started a small business of story telling, charge only 10 Rupee, and surprisingly kids from all society come to hear them..

Sulefa hugs Uncle

Sulefa ‘each religious notes have history of war and we learn that, is there no story of peace and unity?’

Uncle remains silent and says ‘hence am creating fiction stories to teach small kids. At least they should not end up becoming victim of hate stories’

Noodle Preservation

Joy loves to preserve food items and experiments on duration.. Looking at the present noodle mess all over.. He discusses wit his wife Syrup

Joy ‘Syrup.. not sure why your father named you so,. but think of something.. which can preserve items.. When do worms begin coming in.. We need to get to root cause of this’

Syrup ‘I never liked noodles.. the more the food gets entangled.. the more it creates problems’

Joy ‘think of life.. are we not having entangled relation.. Husband loved wife but she loves her son more then husband over period of time. Son loves his girl friend but doesn’t wish to loose mom but doesn’t mind separating out when migrating to US and then the parents are just preservation assets’

Syrup ‘Don’t talk such things.. I never asked you to leave your parents and settle her’

Joy ‘please focus on my topic’

Syrup ‘Do you know best buy period?’

Joy ’10 percent deviation tolerable from expiry date’

Syrup  ‘Each country has different temperature in different zones.. So here the tolerance limits need to be statistically computed’

Joy ‘what should be expiry date for noodles?’

Syrup ‘If milk has a shell life of 7 days, Noodles should not have shell life for more then 1 months’

Joy ‘this will lead to wastage’

Syrup ‘Dear.. am just saying because suddenly a certain part of country has bought so many participants into this mess’

Joy ‘What should I do research on worms’

Syrup ‘take various noodle bags and keep them untouched in dry, cold, wet and humid conditions and after 10 days check their properties for few samples,. repeat this experiment for next 10days and so on.. and you will soon see worms emerging’

Joy ‘lol..  you are nuts but clever’

Syrup ‘Am not a food technologists nor a preservation experts but i don’t mind having a food analyzer developed’

Joy ‘wow a great idea…’

Syrup ‘PASSION FRAMEWORK.. understand the purpose of this framework which is sweet, sour, brings in knowledge, wisdom and entertainment in a simple way’

Joy ‘yes.. am reading it.. It is fiction but enjoyable and the blog writer is just trying to explain that  for just few samples, don’t damage a hard earned reputation of a  company. It could be right, it could be wrong but you can whip the quality inspectors only if you know that quality also has a benchmark range under specific temperature specifically for food items’