Valentine day business

Maria ‘every valentine, individuals purchase rose to share with their beloved ones’s and my family living is off the rose plantations.. a family business. But i want to move over to chocolate making’

Rick ‘Maria, as wife, have seen you passionately decorating roses for years.. why this chocolate wave’

Maria ‘complimentary gift.. and I too love chocolates’

Rick ‘that business needs food authority approvals’

Maria ‘yes… and have already applied’

Rick ‘how you compete?’

Maria ‘it will be a special flavor chocolate ‘crispy rose chocolate’

Rick ‘what?’

Maria ‘yes a bit of rose flavor dash over cream chocolate’

Rick ‘will it taste good’

Maria shares a chocolate hand made by her.. and gives a rose to Rick

Rick ‘reverse gear.. I am supposed to give you rose’

Maria ‘gender equality dear… why not me giving you that’

Rick hugs Maria

Rick ‘cool crispy rose chocolate business’

Night angel

Love at first sight, Mary wanted her hubby to take care of her always..
A grand love cum arranged marriage and just a year later

Mary ‘am sick and tired of you… you never take care of your family’

Rob ‘I meet an angel at night.. she whispers ..’Mary doesn’t need help.. she can take care of her family’

Mary ‘same old story.. for nearly 345 days… change the dialog’

Rob ‘would you be interested in seeing her?’

Mary ‘yes… I want to see the lady who keep whispering in your ears’

Pitch dark at night..

Rob ‘did you see her?’

Mary looks at her shadow…in the mirror

Rob ‘it is Mary.. who say’s she will take care of self’

Mary ‘Rob.. am tired.. why you have such illusions’

A day later

Mary ‘will he ever come out of this?’

Doctor ‘do learn to cope with it… He has a disorder’

Mary ‘God..! never realized how such disorders ruin families.. hope mood balancing control gadgets come in soon’

Next morning

Mary ‘Bob.. you are a good electronics engineer.. whenever you again see a shadow.. is there a way.. it can get captured… the time and your brain pattern’

Bob works on it… and few weeks later

Bob ‘only when I remember you subconsciously.. this happens…when few neurons give a big push..’

Mary ‘what is it?’

Bob ‘check on it… and also when I eat this particular food’

Mary ‘have antacid… and check the difference’

few days later

Bob ‘illusions disappeared’

Mary ‘acidity can cause illusions and restless ness too.. Night angels are food which reduces the acidity… eat loads of carrots and cucumber’

Hot food

Manuel ‘I have this habit of eating packed food and it sucks’

Ram ‘In India.. the trends are just picking up.. we never even knew the concept of frozen food till last decade’

Manuel ‘is it so?.. any solution’

Ram ‘important for all to find ways to cook food everyday. 1 hour for cooking hot meals and serving it to your near and dear ones.. joy is different’

Manuel ‘what if some one is absolutely having no time?’

Ram ‘there is a startup in UK which is doing quite well.. teaching many to cook food’

Manuel ‘is it?’

Ram ‘hearts of heart.. many still love cooking or want to learn cooking’

 

Indo American Combo

Jayanti ”the day I got married to him.. I knew I had to cook Indo-American combo”

George ‘what is that?”

Jayanti

”1 IDLI, 1 small plate of Italian PASTA, 1 small PIZZA, a few fried potatoe chips and 1 large glass of Orange Juice”

George ”your hubby Rob.. won’t he find it boring eating the same dish again and again?”

Jayanti

”I replace that Idli with Dhokla, Dosa, Uttappa and so on”

“Pasta replaced with Noodles, Sausage, Choco chips and so on”

George ”cool.. ”

Jayanti ”I charge him 5$ for this breakfast”

George ”common.. he is your hubby?”

Jayanti ”No free lunch or dinners in America…”

George ”somewhere this misconception came across world.. that we are penny counting”

Jayanti ”see had he hired a cook, he would anyways have to pay.. so this one way of my savings (I make around US$1000 out of this and save it for my startup bootstrapping.. these days Investors do not believe entrepreneurs.. worst time”

George ”what??????”

Jayanti ”you know Rob.. he likes to invest in cool ideas.. but doesnt understand that an entrepreneur is sitting right in his house”

Till then Rob comes

Rob ”dear..  why do you feel, I am giving you 1000 every month? It is to check your sincerity in your goals..  make a franchise.. and get going”

Jayanti ”what brand?”

Rob ”ROBME FOR FOOD”

Jayanti and George burst laughing…

 

LAZYBUM

Sam ”why do we work?”

Mom ”for living.. food, clothing, shelter all come because of money earned”

Sam ”is there any thing in this earth, where we need not work at all”

Mom ”own a property and put it on rent and earn money from that”

Sam ”but I will have to work hard to own one”

Mom ”what you know?”

Sam ”i know a bit of android taught in school”

Mom ”make an app LAZYBUM to register all lazy people”

2 days latter

Mom ”i did it.. someone told me to put in playstore.. 10000 downloads”

Mom ”cool…do you know reason”

Mom ”I declared myself LAZY and soon had so many downloads.. I also asked ”if you too are LAZY.. join me”

Mom ”now onwards you need not work.. hence making a product so important.. a good product will sell for itself”

Sam ”Mom.. how will I earn?”

Mom ”advertisements, all lazy bums will get some entertainment to watch etc”

Sam ”cool.. but am surprised so many like me”

Mom ”laziness is in mind first, then heart.. and then entire body.. stop eating so much pizza’s.. ”

Sam ‘no Mom.. do not ask me… everyday that Domino guy looks at me with expectations.. he will loose his US$3 every day”