(This part of story is absolution fiction and no correlation with any dead or alive entity)
Celina is an Ace Analyst who has very good grasp over semantic analysis. She is married to a writer who is Harold. Harold loves writing and adds humor to his writings.. An honest resource.. He makes digs on various political activities, simulates possible environment scenarios..
Celina ‘Harold.. I have done an analysis on your stuff and found you tend to love Satire’
Harold ‘One of the problem in our society, is that we lack Society Humor. Why cannot i take dig on pot holes in road or may be some event where tons of money spent to just watch an under wear auction of a celebrity?’
Celina holds Harold’s hand
Celina ‘Some day we may just be shot dead’
Harold ‘Is voicing an opinion in world a crime. Unless pain points not shrieked out, no one is going to come and solve problem
Celina ‘World statistics show that people love slavery and some times it is good too as if all think of creation, who will execute it.. Ok enough of this ongoing topic.. Let us go for walk’
As they walk in the greenery of Europe, suddenly they find surrounded by a gang with pistols, rifles..
Celina is shocked..
Harold ‘May I ask why?’
Gang Leader Jose ‘You keep pasting stories on a blog about crime, criminal and its nexus with politics.. You also started a social venture to curb crimes’
Harold ‘I have an idea.. if you allow me to talk and you don’t shoot me’
Harold ‘Can you co found this venture with me..’
Jose laughs loudly..
Harold ‘Think about it.. You know all the criminals in society.. We are going to make them self sustainable.. They have mastered their arts in tricks and all may at some point of time wish to lead a life of less threats.. Today a police shoots you.. you are gone’
Jose ponders.. and holds his gun on Harold’s forehead “No monkey tricks please’
Harold ‘It is a deal.. I will raise funds in my name.. you are my 50% equity partner.. We will declare boldly that all GLOBAL CRIMINALS can be part of this community to strive towards peace.. We will together solve society problems’
Harold ‘Think of the power, respect and position you will get’
Jose looks at his gang..
All his gang members smile and say ‘He does have a point.. We make max US$100000 per month.. and even through our syndicate network.. we can reach upto US$5M annually.. But all have police records around us’
Jose ‘What about my police record.. They will just put me behind bars’
Harold ‘Don’t worry.. i am going to be your guarantor and whatsoever crime you committed, let us help all those individuals who got impacted by you..’
Jose ‘I did 1 full murder and 1/2 murder too though no trace in police records’ and begins laughing
Harold ‘Ok we will surprise their families with giving employment opportunities
Jose ‘Hey I like it.. Salvation… So by the time i go up, all my crime records nullified at least from Super Power Lord’s eyes’
Harold ‘Not sure.. but surely it is.. ‘
Jose ‘What i need to do now?’
Harold ‘Let us set up an incubation center for small time criminals to begin with and guide them on compiled list of pain point areas and see how they can resolve them’
Harold ‘Dear Jose.. Robin used to loot Rich and help Poor.. From now on you guys are not criminals.. but you all may be having money right?’
Harold ‘Investments from there’
Celina is still shell shocked
Celina ‘Hey guys… My head is reeling with my husband’s logic.. Let us all at least have cup of coffee and look at sun rise with a hope to end society crimes’