IDLI

Saraswati toils her day making Idli’s and selling it in various locations of Chennai.. at 10cents  for 2 Idli’s.   One day..

Rick ”isn’t it weird.. everywhere I see these white puffed food and people eating it.. Let’s have one’

He stops at a stall ‘give me IDALY’

Rick’s friend Ramu begins laughing.. Not IDALY.. It is IDLI

Rick gobbles two. for Rs6 and finds it amazing..

Rick ‘who is the owner of this’

The stall person informs ”Saraswati”

Rick ‘wow.. I will want to have this in US”

Saraswati informs in Tamil ”it will not sell there.. who will make the dough.. who will make the puffed rice.. cookers are not in vogue in US”

Ramu translates to Rick

Rick ”no worries.. we will make Idli packs and send it as breakfast.. but I want you there”

Saraswati ”how is it possible.. visa etc”

Ramu ”do not worry Sir, many South Indians  out there in US. we will start one”

3 months latter

Rick ”what a business. it is selling hot in Jersey City, NY and never knew i would make a business out of IDLI”

Ramu on skype ‘Saraswati wants to open more franchise.. will you invest?”

Rick ”of course.. Idli is one of my favourite dish now on.. pack up time for fat PIZZA’s’

 

Stars of the day

Huma ‘today is our demo day and am very nervous.. a bunch of investos are going to evaluate us”

Sofia ”it is standard 11 slide deck, however we have an excellent product demo”

Ramesh ‘They have announced all of us to be on stage.. let’s get going”

As they walk on stage..  Sofia collapses

Huma, Ramesh, the Incubation Coordinator Dash all rush to her…

She is unconscious…

Dash ”call ambulence.. we need to rush her…”

Jerry her other cofounder mentions ”ambulence should reach out in 2 min”

Geff the investor ”how …. who informed them.”

Jerry ”Sir,  as she was falling with a jolt, her IoT enabled mobile did the trick”

Geff ‘strange…”

The ambulence comes in and rushes Sofia..

exactly 1 minute later, the incubation lead/Geff get a message ”she is fine, down time 5 minutes, on way to hospital.. check her location… how was the demo?”

Geff is shocked… and smiles…

Incubation lead ”hey lets get to the other pitch.. shocking. .even I was not aware of this demo”

 

Future Peeps

If anyone decided to start a venture to preserve history of locations.. pat came an answer from investors ‘wikipedia is beautifully doing so’

another investor ‘facebook etc too can preserve personal history’

investor Arif ‘what is so special about your venture?’

startup founder Jose ‘it gives you correlation of your past with present and future.. a karmic influencer and through virtual reality takes you into whichever location you chose to and whichever attire you choose too excluding only dialog delivery… so next time you choose to romance your favorite movie star.. you can indeed do that through this tool’

Samuel the investor is shocked with this

Samuel ‘this is innovation for sure.. am willing to invest 5M$ in this immediately’

Jose ‘one minute…

Jose configures Samuel and other investors personality traits and puts locale as ‘Fiji island’

Samuel ‘wow.. we are discussing about your venture now in Fiji’

Jose ‘please continue conversations as it is and keep viewing your actions there’

Samuel ‘I only wonder how come you showed us in those half pants interacting and even showed us having good bodies like film stars’

Jose ‘Sir.. we need 20M$ for this’

All investors agree and project gets funded

 

startup napkins

startup napkins for sale..

a bold picture put all over the various entrepreneur meet ups…

all look at it with laughter…

Susan the founder is smiling gleefully.

One of the investor comes to her desk..

Investor ‘Susan… not sure.. how you got funded?’

Susan ‘booked at US$300 x 10 event location simultaneously’

Investor ‘why will they ever take it.. you are not trying to promote sanitary napkins?’

Susan looks at Investor with a smile..

Susan ‘even if it is.. so what.. am also a startup’

Investor is shocked but looks at Susan in more determination..

Investor ‘what is startup napkins?’

Susan ‘one which wipes sweat from a face smoothly and surely.. try it out’

Investor tries one and is zapped

Susan ‘in built coolant.. it cools your mind.. and you can use before pitch presentation’

Investor ‘but so many napkins exist in market’

Susan shares the Investor’s mind thought in a mobile app..

Investor ‘cool’

Susan ‘your sweat is too cold…  it indicates you are running in losses’

Investor begins laughing..

Investor ‘how much you plan to raise?’

Susan ‘100K only’

Investor ‘done.. disruptive, innovative, good style.. I like it’

 

Pappu loves Tea

Pappu is standing near a local road side tea shop

The water is boiling.. The tea leaves getting heated up.. Some clover.. and loads of milk and sugar…

Hot and boiling..

Pappu is happy.. now the tea is getting filtered..

Pappu gets a tea at only US$0.25 cents..

Pappu is sipping tea.. One old guy see’s him

Guy ‘One tea please’

Guy also sipping tea,,,

Guy ‘Can you set this up for me in Poland, Toronto and may be we can try in Detroit’

Pappu ‘Am BE Computers’

Guy ‘I will have your visa for US.. Just make tea and sell it.. Folks will love it’

Pappu ‘But am BE Computers’

Guy ‘Hence you will get visa.. but you may need to make tea there’

Pappu ‘Sir.. let me think over it.. How much will you pay me?’

Guy ‘US$60000 ..  Even if 1000 tea you make every day.. I get US$250 per day on you..  so i make a profit of over US$20000 on you for one location’

Pappu rushes back home and pens ‘Pappu.. Never knew loving tea means someone assume i can make tea.. but PAPPU CAN’T COOK SALA’

Fumbled Jumbled

Melissa never knew what went wrong when she fumbled the founder name and made a wrong air flight booking..

Her founder Moses was misspelled as Moshes… reasons she was in remote work place and never seen her founder and she was new to the company. She shared the mistake with her operations head Joe

Joe ‘Melissa.. it is an international flight.. Lucky his scanned passport sent but you should not fumble when you join a new company..

Always remember to check ‘About Us, Management Team page.. Understand which all locations company operate.. and this way you wont Fumble and Jumble…

Melissa ‘Sir.. i just cannot remember names.. my bad’

Joe ‘Use tablet, mobile whatsoever and store contact with photos’

Melissa ‘Sir.. am bit dis organized’

Joe ‘All this you tell me now.. but in interview you were quite proper and look coordinated’

Melissa ‘Sir..I am comfortable answering standard interview questions.. Mugged it up’

Joe ‘Which book?’

Melissa ‘How to pass any interview by Joes Abraham’

Joe ‘Do you know who he is?’

Melissa ‘great guy.. am fan of him.. he looks so good’

Joe ‘It is me dear.. it is an old book 20 years back’

Melissa’s eye pops up

Melissa ‘Sir you?’

Joe ‘Joe is my nick name.. I lost hair too.. retained the same photo in republications’

Melissa ‘Am really fumbled jumbled’

Which location fosters Entrepreneurs?

The more folks migrate to a location, usually people perceive this as threat to their livelihood but if you.

The moment fear is lost.. the moment a section of society decide to promote innovation and push innovations globally.. there on a potential for entrepreneur to grow comes in naturally.

Have seen many Asian and South East Asian country talented resources having idea, shaping it too but investors in earlier days would shy away from traditional ideas..

So much that in mid 90s when I came up with this revolutionary concept of building and nurturing entrepreneur eco system, I was even informed that it is unrealistic, cannot be comprehended. It was a feedback given by a world repute institution This concept took a bigger shape and in 2000s have found many incubators, accelerators implementing a few of that..

But with time things have changed and have found a global mind set change..

It brings to a million dollar question

I have great idea. I have great business model.. Any takers?

Unfortunately the eco system still is location specific and it entirely depends on investor enthusiasm towards that location..

Is it a biography? autobiography? or reality..

You can count on finger tips which countries motivate entrepreneurship..

Our goal is to reach the remotest countries in the world and instill confidence in the investors to invest in their respective countries.. We do have bright entrepreneurs all over the world.

So hope all unite and keep motivating talented individuals to become entrepreneurs and thereby increase employment opportunities.