Sam ”why do we work?”

Mom ”for living.. food, clothing, shelter all come because of money earned”

Sam ”is there any thing in this earth, where we need not work at all”

Mom ”own a property and put it on rent and earn money from that”

Sam ”but I will have to work hard to own one”

Mom ”what you know?”

Sam ”i know a bit of android taught in school”

Mom ”make an app LAZYBUM to register all lazy people”

2 days latter

Mom ”i did it.. someone told me to put in playstore.. 10000 downloads”

Mom ”cool…do you know reason”

Mom ”I declared myself LAZY and soon had so many downloads.. I also asked ”if you too are LAZY.. join me”

Mom ”now onwards you need not work.. hence making a product so important.. a good product will sell for itself”

Sam ”Mom.. how will I earn?”

Mom ”advertisements, all lazy bums will get some entertainment to watch etc”

Sam ”cool.. but am surprised so many like me”

Mom ”laziness is in mind first, then heart.. and then entire body.. stop eating so much pizza’s.. ”

Sam ‘no Mom.. do not ask me… everyday that Domino guy looks at me with expectations.. he will loose his US$3 every day”


Do I owe you anything?

Sam is a happy go lucky guy.. full in love with his parents aged 65 and 70 respectively..

One day father Rahul gets a heart attack and he is gone for ever leaving behing Sam and his mom..

Sam is 25, and as his mom struggled to have kid.. it was after near 2 decade, he came on earth with god’s grace..

Needless to say Radha , his mom loves Sam tremendously..

Sam.. is Shyam.. who has moved over to USA and has removed HY to make the name more familiar..

One day Sam gets a frantic call from his mom

Radha ”Sam.. you have never told me, that you removed me from the bank account joint holder ? the bank refused to give me even money..  ”

Sam ”Mom.. relax.. my girl friend Somya felt.. better to have control right away rather then getting into settling all that.. ”

Radha ”smart girl.. so she is ensuring no complexity comes when am dead”

Sam ”nothing like that mom”

Radha “how should I fend then?”

Sam ‘See I will try to send US$100 per month.. it will be in my common friend”s account and he will give you in cash”

Radha remembers the struggle to have Sam reach earth..

Radha ‘seriously.. a name I thought would make you be like the most beloved Lord and I regret naming you Shyam too”

Sam ”hey relax mom..  why are you so worried. am there to look after you”

Radha ”how is your startup doing?”

Sam ”excellent Mom.. just raised US$2M”

Radha ”Am happy.  ”

Sam ”am still your kid mom.. just understand why am doing so.. just to ensure no complexities come in account handling”

Radha ”Do I owe you anything further?”

Sam is silent..

The phone is disconnected.

(This piece of writing is absolute fiction.. no relevance, coincidence with dead or alive and not intended to hurt any religious or any sentiments..  It is just a trend observed where kids are not taking care of their elders..  not sure why? but it is really sadenning to see elders wiping away their entire funds to groom kids, train and educate them and subsequently only to land themselves in mess..

wake up call for all elders to be careful and ensure everything is in your hand till you live and keep loving your kids all the way.. do not go overboard in emotions and repent later”

For youngsters : look at all the years of your life.. Friendship day also means being friends with your parents. I am sure all are friends.. if not, tomorrow is another opportunity for you

Happy friendship day

Restful Love

Alia ‘restful love is one in which a person can sleep in someone’s lap and remain relaxed and calm’

Gina ‘love has no rest… I had a mishap when I was trying to call him.. and then got crippled and the guy just didn’t bother to remain with me… he was gone’

Nancy ‘we women get together and keep discussing spouses, boy friends, food and even relation.. but why we feel we are missing restful love?’

Gracia ‘love can never give you rest.. it can give you unrest till you are in process of love and will give you rest only when love results concluded..

if you unite.. it is bliss

if you separate.. it is a bliss after you reconcile and start afresh that you really wasted your life on something which was not worth..

Rita ‘This is similar to what I advice in startup community..  if you are in love with your startup.. remember you will love whatsoever you do.. If you like your investor.. you will listen to them.. and if not… what else… eventually separation in form of exits… ‘

Nancy ‘why do you keep bringing work in talks?’

Nancy  ‘Rita the great serial entrepreneur with serial divorces and …’

Rita has drop of tear in her eyes

Rita ‘this is one thing I hate about women.. bitching comes so easily’

Nancy ‘wait.. let me complete the sentence..’

Nancy ‘and even after failed relation.. remained a great mother.. and has been given best of education to kid and always has been besides her only daughter.. a big clap for her.. HAPPY MOTHERS’ day’

Rita ‘Nancy.. this is always something which I don’t like about you.. you bring in twist to words and… I do remember how you remain at home.. sacrificed a successful career to be with family.. and dote on your loving kids… HAPPY MOTHER’s day to all of us here’

All hug together and take a selfie..

Mathematics of Life

Mother + Father = new born baby

Teacher + Kid = school

Mother + Father + Kid = Home

Mother  + Father + school – teacher = Upbringing

Professor + Kid = College

School – Teacher  = College – Professor = Mentor

Upbringing – Father – Mother = Mentor

Upbringing – (Father+Mother) = Mentor

Upbringing – new born baby = Mentor

New born baby = Mentor + Upbringing

Hope all understand this puzzles of life

New born baby = Startup

Mother + Father = Mentor + Upbringing = Startup

So all mothers and fathers need to be mentor to their kids and focus on upbringing.



Flunked Love

Nancy “I will slap you if you ever follow me”

Jose “Whatsoever you will do.. it will increase our communication”

Nancy “Jose.. since 5 years you are following me.. why?”

Jose “Because I firmly believe you are made for me only”

Nancy “Jose.. but i don’t love you”

Jose “It is my flunked love.. I need to pass this exam”

Nancy “Am going of to Europe for further studies.. good bye”

50 years latter

Nancy “Hey.. can i see if i can get to see Jose Richmond in Linked In or Face book.. He was crazy about me?’

Nancy’s grand daughter Julie “Grand ma.. you are 65.. he too may or may not be alive.. why you remembered him?”

Nancy ‘Facebook.. i believe it can unite people”

Julie “Crazy ma… ok let me search”

Julie ‘So many Jose Richmond.. let me see photos….”

Julie ‘Hey grand ma..  here is one old gentle man with tag ‘Flunked Love..and one photo”

Nancy ‘Hey ..surely he is.. check his photo graphs”

Julie “who is this girl”

Nancy blushes “He was so much in love with me.. I feel like talking to him”

Julie “Grand Ma.. at this age?”

Nancy “I feel I should pass him now”

Julie begins giggling

Nancy “Julie.. sometimes we never understand true love.. we mistake that”

One week latter

Nancy “Did you recognize me ?”

Jose “ much I missed you… thanks to Julie”

Jose “Are you married?”

Nancy “You stupid.. she is my granddaughter”

Jose “Am still single.. hence asked you.. can we stay together for at least few years now”

Nancy “I decided to pass you this time”


Taking Stance

Good or bad, taking stance is important

Henry takes a stance that he will quit smoking from today. His friend Robert laughs at that stance

Robert ‘Henry..common you ought to be kidding.. you can never quit’

Henry ‘I can.. I took a tougher stance to disown my family when they didn’t believe in my mission to start a data logging business’

Henry ‘was working in Metrology  Center and one day as was collecting data in a remote hill.. Huge rains came in.. I slipped from the mountains and..’

Henry shows his dislocated leg.. he has lost one leg..

Robert ‘Am sorry to see this.. Never knew you were disabled’

Henry smiles…

Henry ‘When we loose something, we stop thinking of other losses too.. Someone said to gain something, we need to loose something… person is right.. I gained courage to start this venture which is soon getting seed funding’

Robert ‘What happened to your wife and kid?’

Henry ‘She took a stance to never see me again.. She is married to some Peter i guess and son Jose is happy.. I am taking care of his hostel fees.. 10 year old bright boy’

Robert ‘What stance has he taken?’

Henry ‘To never leave people in lurch when they need you the most’

Robert smiles.. and says ‘Intelligent boy’

Henry ‘Like son.. Like father and do you know he is got his mother’s genes too’

Robert ‘How?’

Henry ‘He has learnt cooking.. A good cook . so when we spend time.. He does all the cooking’

Robert ‘taking stances in relationships are so tough.. I admire you, your son and your wife too.. You didn’t entangle self to each other.. maintained individuality and yet respect your decisions’

Henry ‘so am I cool right?’

Robert ‘Of course you are ‘IN STANCE’ and begins laughing

Shrieking Loud – PASSION FLOWER


All shriek loudly behind her..

Jane has won the best idea contest

Just a month back Jane was in India trying to understand how could medicines reach to poor’

Jane pondered.. and was visiting villages and in nearly 25 villages, at night a common problem of liquor

Jane got a crazy idea…

‘She began providing grape juices in pouch of Rs5 (0.10 cents) to male members and suggest liquor houses to convert their shops to grape juice shops..

The liquor lead association head Jaggu opposed. He had network with all country liquor shops networked in 25 villages..

Jane ‘Jaggu.. it is a big deal… imagine 10000 males consume liquor cummulative in 25 villages .. It means there is an average Rs5 to 10 lacs (0.25M$ business in a month)..  So if you replace country liquors with grape juices for even a month..  I will ensure you get a ticket to US and Europe.. and I will introduce you to the top fruit juice manufacturer’

Jaggu pauses..

Jaggu ‘Am not also a graduate..’

Jane ‘Relax.. I have JUGGAD. Will first move you to Europe and then after a year to US’

Jaggu ‘Juggad?? ‘

Jane ‘ i believe it is known as setting’

Jaggu smiles..

Jaggu ‘chalo woh bahane vilayati peeyunga..’

Jane ‘common.. I know Hindi.. you want to again drink liquor in Europe’

Jaggu ‘i don’t drink liquor.. i only distribute liquor’

Jane ‘very smart..  but stop doing that.. and now onwards distribute juices.. also we will provide PASSION FLOWER juice’

Jaggu ‘bheedu yeh kya bolti hain?’

Jaggu has a translator who says ‘kuch passion vasion bolti hain.. kuch flower hain.. ‘

Jaggu ‘daru jaisa taste aayega kya?’ (Does it taste like liquor)

His translator ponders and looks at Jane who is looking beautiful

Translator ‘memsahab ne bola toh bola na.. try to karo’ (if such a beautiful girl is saying.. we need to respect her’

Jaggu ‘chalo try karenge’ (ok will try)

Translator ‘Jane.. he agrees’

1 month latter

There are 10000 family women who come and greet Jane with garland.

Jaggu ‘Mem sahab ko bhagwan bana diya’  ( i made her a god)

Jane ‘Jaggu.. not me.. you are the leader.. you have bought back smile to 10000 families and i actually recorded that domestic violence incidents got reduced’

Translator ‘bolti hain  mara mari kam hogaya’ (she tells fights and conflicts reduced in families)

Jaggu has tears in his eyes

Jane  ‘Jaggu your flight ticket.. you have earned the best distributor award for grape juices and the Europe company plans to train you on PASSION FLOWER Juice making’

Jaggu ‘Memsahab.. bhagwan ho ya behan ho.. malum nahin.. maa toh nahin hosakti.. biwi bhi nahi.. kuch toh hain.. joh tumhe bheja mujhe sudharne ke liye..  ek angel maafik’

Translator ‘he says you are god or sister.. not knowing.. you cannot be my mother.. wife too not possible.. something exists.. which god sent you to me to improve me..  like an angel’

Jane got the best social game changer award for her idea and she thanks the sponsors (grape manufacturers) who also have their wine manufacturing unit to take up this bold step to curb country liquor in a country which has huge opportunities

Jane ‘YAAA  HOOOO  never knew PASSION which is suffering caused to Jesus could become PASSION.. a strong zeal to do something in life and now a flower which can help curb alcohol intake’

(Please note..  though PASSION FLOWER induces sleep and relaxed nerves.. Am not a doctor nor a promoter of any juice and this story is pure social entertainment with a message and could be experimented but under guidance of doctors, manufacturers.. )

Attempt to entertain and educate people is an end less effort and hope the message reaches out to individuals to curb alcohol intake as much as possible…