Some love fooling

Jam ‘I am going to get you at any cost… you are mine’

Sherry ‘hey you are 10 years younger to me.. do not think this way’

Jam hugs Sherry

Sherry is happy internally.. She just had a break from a bad relation few years back and is longing for a friend’

2 months later

Jam ‘it is all finished’

Sherry ‘what? I helped you in your business,I got into an emotional entanglement with you and assumed you would be the one for life with me’

Jam ‘didn’t you see my track record of 7-8 bad relation earlier’

Sherry is silent

Jam ‘the problem with girl’s are that they look for beautiful hunks like me who are all grey then straight hearted clean individuals and vice versa at times handsome guy’s like me assume and know when to exit of relation’

Before Sherry can react.. Jam has posted in facebook ‘All over with Sherry. Open to Mingle all over again’

 

Stop gap arragement

Fred ‘this is just a stop gap arrangement. I will ensure you stay with me in my own home’

Louisa ‘am hearing this for last 5 years. 11 months renewal.. every year.. rental houses.. am fedup’

Fred ‘Louisa..you well know I cannot.. I have my wife who is cofounder ..and also an investor’

Louisa ‘this whole business of money.. and where is genuine emotion for anyone’

Fred ‘Louisa.. my wife wants to exit from this venture and also me.. she too has a stop gap arrangement… she is already hooked to a big time investor’

Louisa begins laughing..  ‘strange couple.. nothing seems right. everything for you both is stop gap arrangement’

 

Micro startup

Jane is a lazy girl who prefers being more  on bed sleeping, playing games.. till 1 day..

Jane’s parent decide to put her in hostel..

At hostel, she has to handle everything on her own…

Jane ‘it is really crazy… everything we need to do’

Melissa ‘Jane.. I have a concept MICRO’

Jane ‘what is it all about?’

Melissa ‘MOST INNOVATIVE CRUSADER ROVING OVER’

Jane ‘on what?’

Melissa ‘Boredom?’

Jane ‘common?’

Melissa ‘Health?’

Jane ‘tell me what it all about?’

Melissa ‘Games?’

Jane ‘not again’

Melissa ‘Sex?’

Jane ‘I will hit you.. what is it all about?’

Melissa ‘whoever will google and get useful information beyond paid ones… they will be rewarded US$100 per satisfactory innovation’

Jane ‘how is it possible.. why should we pay someone.. what is the overall gist.. am confused’

Melissa ‘begin searching by new techniques from today’

2 days later

Jane ‘I tried in so many ways to hover over LOVE and finally arrived at one conclusion’

Melissa ‘what?’

Jane ‘Love cannot be purchased on a cart…

Melissa ‘wow.. what a pain point’

Jane ‘so what next…’

Melissa ‘did your sleep / bed time reduce?’

Jane ‘I was so engrossed hovering.. so yes.. I guess I feel more energetic’

 

mouse

Joy ”for one.. i never knew difference between mouse and stick”

Melinda ‘common.. digital literacy is most important pre-requsite in today’s world”

till then she gets a whatsapp message ”it is all over”

Melinda smiles…

Melinda ”a mouse is used to for moving across screen and in real world.. we have mouses who are moving all around us and escape when they get scared..’

Joy ”you murmuring something”

Melinda ‘messages in whatsapp ”thanks for your message’

Joy ‘for?”

Melinda ”the biggest success of computer world is it ability to make us engaged even if we are all alone… ”

Joy ”any problem?”

Melinda ”these days breakups can happen in whatsapp too”

 

Vegetable Woes

Prank has inherited gift of understanding vegetable languages.. He has strong passion to be in garden and observe vegetables talking to each other

Tomato 1 ”god made me juicy, red with so many seeds in it.. ”

Tomato 2 ”we all will be thrown or cut. Why our life is so small”

Tomato 3 ”just the other day found onions being thrown by those farmers.. more supply.. less demand.. not sure why farmers imitate each other and keep having same crops”

He moves to the farm where onions are growing

Onion 1 ”so tired to make all cry.. but no one understands that the bacteria’s and virus attack us when cut and not used”

Onion 2 ”why were we not born as humans or animals or even tree’.. why a vegetable..  Have seen a lady telling that her mother-in-law has become a vegetable.. bed ridden.. means vegetables have no purpose,,.. no mission.. no one values our mineral content too. I heard a lady telling to her husband.. don’t become a lady finger.. most of times skinny and not erect at all’

He moves to lady finger’s farm land

Lady Finger 1 ”many love me and cut me in bits and pieces.. not sure why those white seeds inside me..  sometimes soft.. sometimes erect.. not sure how people select me.. do they want softness or they want stern ness or they want a mix of both??”

Lady Finger 2 ”dear.. women want a mix of both… and men too… hence we are lady fingers…  the ones who can hold their beloved with mix of both love, affection and sternness too if men go wrong”

Prank burst laughing….

His girl friend Sarah comes in

Sarah ”Are you mad? who said vegetables talk…

Prank ”wait a minute…”

After few minutes

Sarah ”common.. don’t play mischief.. why you made me into a potatoe of all things?”

Prank ”potatoe is the favorite item and put in all food.. hence…”

Sarah ”please… make me a human again”

Prank ”promise me.. you will eat vegetables regularly and respect it.. for what it provides us”

Sarah ”please.. will do that”

After few minutes

Sarah ”Are you magician too?”

Prank ”A botonist.. please.. now don”t ask me how you got converted to potatoe..”

 

 

 

 

Kick butts

Kick butts dear

from behind

as need a big push…

to be thrown out

of that overcroweded train..

 

Ravi is woken up by a passenger

Passenger ”church gate… last station”

Ravi see’s his whatsapp.. his long distance girlfriend Maria has messaged

Maria ”oh goodness standing in these trains.. reaching NY.. such a pain.. hope someone just pushes me out of this safely.. and I do something better to ensure am not in trains for rest of our life”

Ravi smiles and walks around the over crowded churchgate, mumbai, India station to reach his office..

He murmurs ”our life at times get caught in an environment which looks like an overcrowded train.. it could be an overzealous startup trying to compete with all.. it could be an employee fighting for salary hikes.. or roadside beggar competing with other fellow beggars.. just we need someone to kick our butt and move us out of that train”

Ravi’s 2nd girlfriend Ria greets him ”Ravi not done..  how come you can love so many individuals at same time… dont you feel your heart is overcrowded too””

Ravi ”common.. not again… as it is am thinking of train/platform etc.. and now you are saying my heart is like a train”

Ria ‘hey is she so nice?”

Ravi ”atleast in senses”