Science of Human Relation – 2

Mary ‘So what is up today’

Henry ‘Dear do you know… I experimented Einstein’s theory of relativity’ over our relation..’

Mary ‘How?’

Henry ‘that day onwards… stopped remembering you… a new girl came in life Alice… a new fresh whiff of air… the speed with which she arrived, the continuous blabber… slowly slowly… her speed of pushing self in my heart… and then… for quite some time I forgot you?’

Mary ‘really… then how come you are here’

Henry ”do you know all can forget anything in earth… time is the solution… if we have Energy coming from food. same way energy needs light too.. that light of love, hope, courage to withstand all pressures… and that can come from any person… or even animal or plant… Alice felt very nice with me.. so kept wanting to be with me all the more… and ensured… I stopped thinking too much.’

Mary ‘hello you seem lost today’

Henry ‘imagine you spend 8 hours with someone every day… so by 5th day… you have 40 hours credited to your account of memory… now imagine parents or even your partner… the duration of years x duration of hours spent every year with them…. that is the span of moments spent by you with that person… The day you get someone with whom you spent more hours… assume 24….. there are chances you will forget the first person in 2 days… moral of story…. do keep your loved one’s in your heart forever’

Mary ‘so did you keep me?’

Henry ‘love feels so much for one’s whom we love.. but when they disappear… we are not the same again’

Henry holds Mary’s hand…

Henry ‘Alice one day just moved away from my life…as she felt… somewhere I always kept you in my memory’

Mary bursts laughing

Mary ‘so theory of Einstein failed?’

Henry ‘Energy = mass x (speed of light) x (speed of light). I never let the light of love diminish even 1 bit for you may be…

Henry ‘if you love someone, ensure you keep them in your memories forever… else you may just stop thinking or even forget that beloved over period of time… I failed.. but someone else can break from a bitter relation with this experiment…’

Mary ‘What happened to Alice?’

Henry ‘she eloped with Dude…’

Mary ‘funny name’

Henry ‘Alice and Dude both belonged to Dog family… she was my pet animal’

Mary ‘are you kidding?’

Henry shows Mary their photographs..

Henry ‘animals can also be our companion… The act of petting a dog actually releases serotonin and dopamine, the most recognizable “feel good” hormones or chemicals we can create naturally’

Mathematics of Emotions

A tear drop fell as Susan helplessly wondered when will George have time for her.

George ‘it is 20 drops and then the sprinkled flow.. the force was a bit uneven’

Susan ‘George.. why mathematics in this’

George the mathematician always felt everything is maths in this world.

George ‘as you lost those 20 drops.. the earth gained water. Everything balances out.. Minimum 1 million individuals in this earth may be crying every day.. it means 20 drops of water on average.. do you know the water generated.. the volumes’

Susan shakes George up…

Susan ‘George.. why am i in love with you.. you are crazy.. weird.. still not sure.. what makes me hold on to you’

George ‘bonds.. our heart has built strong bond.. the integrated bond cannot differentiate values.. hence we look unified to others.. but if we put a mathematical formulae to our love

Our love = (our physical mass) x emotions ^ speed of light

Susan ‘George.. mathematics is tough. Now you introducing science’

George ‘your mom failed to understand economics of love.. more the demand.. less the supply.. and vice versa.. hence your father seperated from her’

Susan has more drops oozing out..

George ‘if ever anyone kisses anyone.. the number of membranes which get touched.. ‘

Susan ‘common I know you are weak in biology.. don’t do such stupid talks’

George ‘infinite contacts happen during a kiss. hence binding becomes more special.. then normal eye contact’

Susan hugs George.. and kisses him on his lips

George ‘i have to now focus on abstract algebra.. everything is hypothesis..   Susan kissed george, it means she loves George.. (null hypthesis)..  now who will prove and reject this statement..

Susan ‘you.. as you have hammered me with so much maths that I know you will prove I do not love you’

George ‘funny girl.. you know I will exit and still you hold on to me’

Susan ‘because you are a special unique creature.. very simple in heart.. hence’

George ‘I used to hate divisions and multiplications.. but now I divide my love. between maths and you.. i multiply my love for maths and you by asking you more mathematical questions..

Why is it that your heart beats heavily..when you are near me?

How many beats were heavy and how many normal..

Susan has left to prepare food with a weird look

Susan has adjusted to her boy friend’s madness.. hence her relation survives..  hope all do that. for companion support.. tolerate each other’

 

 

 

 

Intolerance

Bob hits out at Romel for spelling out ‘Intolerance’ in a public dias.

Romel ‘Dear Bob, I agree you are the most ideal individual who is an example of tolerance. I am just talking about my startup INTOLERANCE’

Bob ‘common here the whole world is talking of Intolerance and the pains seen everywhere for numerous number of conflicts and you talk of a startup INTOLERANCE’

Romel ‘Sir.. Intolerance startup will be a causal analysis solution expert company with a dash of Infographics’

Bob ‘whatsoever…. can you help us understand what are the cause and effects of this INTOLERANCE trend?’

Romel ‘anything which hurts sentiments of human leads to intolerance if the sentiments are hurt in excess. example if you will keep hitting a silent animal, the animal will react. It is Newton’s law sir..  and then the impact follows Einstein’s theory of Relativity. The sentiment waves move with splash of light .. and’

Bob ‘dear.. are you are preacher, teacher, politician or what?’

Romel ‘PASSION FRAMEWORK .. an amalgamation of science, fiction, technology and entertainment.. enjoy the essence of it.. don’t think too much. Life is all about forgetting and forgiving and all is well then’