Trust vote

A group of MLA’s rush push to the picnic spot…

MLA Jenny ‘hey there you folks are.. and over there our ministry is going for toss’

MLA Jose ‘we will not give him any vote.. He just doesn’t allow us to eat properly’

MLA Nosey ‘this is seriously bad.. He has to poke in all matters.. else how will he manage’

Jose ‘Nosey.. we know you are his spokesman.. now let us enjoy’

Nosey ‘not fair..’

Jose ‘you want to join us?’

Nosey ‘will call him too here’

Jose ‘whom’

Nosey ‘our minister Brat’

Jose ‘Hey we are going to give votes to Nabo’

Nosey ‘this is seriously bad’

After few hours Brat joins the picnic

Brat ‘relax all.. am voluntarily retiring for few years’

All look taken aback

Nabo ‘enjoy guys.. I am your new minister’

2 hours back

Brat ‘Nabo… for 5, just asking US$10Million.. a fair deal’

Nabo ‘you are a crook’

Brat ‘you want power.. I want money power’

100 day plan

100 Day Plan

Organization CEO’s or Entrepreneurs or Founders typically partner with department or employees to create 30-60-90 days plan or 100 days plan and align selves to organization goals, strategies and measures

Sir Franklin D. Roosevelt coined the term “first 100 days” during a July 24, 1933, radio address.

This approach successful if we have a good mentor, coach and proper training.

Most of the department heads need great push as typically have observed many organization heads not able to articulate their vision/mission or are shy to put forth their real requirements. Assumptions can lead to disastrous results. Example a founder just wanted to scope project at one location, department head understood that it needs to be scaled up at multiple locations and makes huge investments, policies around it and after 30days review, the founder realizes that too much money has been spent on over thinking, over engineering of problem statements.

(It is important a proper handholding takes place, specifically if this needs to be implemented by government of any country)

Titanic war

Business Man 1 ‘if at all you will send your goods to me, you will need to curb the duty’

Business Man 2 ‘what.. and what if I send goods to you?’

Business Man 1 looks upward

Business Man 3 ‘isn’t this self sufficiency big bang theory becoming too much?’

Business Man 1 ‘seriously.. but I promised so many things.. so’

Business Man 2 ‘am also sailing in same boat’

Business Man 3 ‘hey.. I want to leave.. please discuss when you are alone, I do not want to sink with you’

Business Man 3 leaves and has an icecream near the port

Icecream shop owner ‘Sir.. this icecream exports to even USA’

Business Man 3 ‘are you mad? how.. will it not melt?’

Icecream shop owner ‘dear… only in my dream’

Business Man 3 bursts laughing

Hot food

Manuel ‘I have this habit of eating packed food and it sucks’

Ram ‘In India.. the trends are just picking up.. we never even knew the concept of frozen food till last decade’

Manuel ‘is it so?.. any solution’

Ram ‘important for all to find ways to cook food everyday. 1 hour for cooking hot meals and serving it to your near and dear ones.. joy is different’

Manuel ‘what if some one is absolutely having no time?’

Ram ‘there is a startup in UK which is doing quite well.. teaching many to cook food’

Manuel ‘is it?’

Ram ‘hearts of heart.. many still love cooking or want to learn cooking’

 

International Entrepreneurship

All who wish to focus on international entrepreneurship, need to have following protocols..

  1.  Have a brand ambassador for self identified
  2.  Need to identify right partners who can represent you in a particular country
  3. Have an attractive commission model planned out
  4. Ensure ethics maintained in transaction flow
  5. Understand the country statutory rules and regulations
  6. Price the product reasonable enough to attract clients
  7. Ensure product has good security precautions taken…

and most important ”never cheat your client “

Blunders of Blunder

Soma ”All the IT professionals in USA are going for a strike.. ”

Mary “Who said so…  ”

Soma ”Just heard some H1B visa issues”

Mary ”so? such news are just tactics.. do you feel such drastic measures will ever happen”

Soma ”in India, we are going to launch a mass opposition… we are also inviting China, Pakistan, Singapore, Phillipine and other countries to join us”

Mary ”are you crazy”

Soma ”yes… something happens to me the moment I hear such things”

Mary ”ok.. let us not  believe in rumor… wait..”

After 1 day

Soma ”we have stopped all our IT services out in Inda to support USA”

Mary “Have you gone nuts??””

After 2 days

Soma ”what you achieved by doing so… where is the news?”

Mary ”which one?”

Soma ”Why has the US not declared same in paper”

Mary ”why you so concerned?”

Soma ”I paid a marketing company.. to generate this rumor and then hype the same in Indian Market””

Mary ”never go by gossips.. Just a loss of so much money… all of them indeed going to strike?”

Soma hugs Mary and whispers ”April fool.. how was my acting?”

 

Faltered Role Model

Som ”in our life many a time we choose role models and then…”

Mike ‘do not taunt me… agreed I imitated him.. just relied on lavish life style,.. did whatsoever he was doing and went bankrupt’

Som ‘ Look at nations.. in quest of imitation.. unemployment issue is overlooked..”

Mike ”relax.. we are going to get a big boom in employment soon”

Som ”let us stop this topic… I wanted to inform you of Jenny”

Mike has pains in his eyes..

Mike ”she..imitated her mother and broke from me”

Som ”can you stop it.. .do you know what happened to her”

Mike ”not sure.. last she was with me 5 years back”

Som ”she donated her last amount of fund to a village in India”

Mike ”so what… she has this habit of donating right from time I met her.. she distributed my wealth too”

Som ”she plans to work on a concept ”ALTERED ROLE MODEL”

Mike ”what is that…’

Som ”We should not blindly follow history and believe in it.. just at times, look at positive aspects of ecosystem and enjoy…   each person in this world has been destined to have a particular life style by default.. then the alteration process begins.. multiple teacher, friends, family relatives.. and so on .. each influence us.. so her concept is all about influencers in a person”s life and mapping them for you as gift.. the positive vs.. negative energy… did you like the concept?”

Mike ”Why she left me?”

Som ”because you had gone arrogant with your wealth.. you and those yatch parties with ladies”

Mike smiles…

Mike ”seriously..  life teaches us .. that when an anchor is at home.. never leave that anchor.. .can I meet her?”

Som ”who stopped you from meeting”

1 week latter

Mike in a Delhi 5 star hotel. calls up Jenny

Jenny ”hey… how are you doing..”

Mike ”altered model… plan to imitate you”

Jenny ”you ought to be kidding”

Mike ‘human relation of couple is such that if they gel well, understand well.. imitation process begins by default… Jenny I love you still.. can we give our relation and our faltered model of relationship another chance?:

Jenny ”let us go for a date today… evening Delhi Hatt’

In evening…

Mike ”so many state food and so yummy it looks.. wonder if stomach will get upset”

Jenny ”Mike.. so much of vibrancy here… sometimes.. I feel for all the imitations.. why cannot 2 countries.. 2 states.. all brain storm and make win-win employment situation”

Mike ”not again.. how come you also talking about same issue”

Jenny ”PASSION.. it compels me to think of a problem which all face in life… a low phase..

Mike ”Jenny can we check our future with this tarrot reader

a few minutes latter

The tarrot reader ”dear ones.. both of you are destined to be united together and be in India for long term”

Mike ”do not kid”

Tarrot reader sheepishly ”Sir.. you will be united together.. but we need bright entrepreneurs from USA to set up their offices in India.. be with us..”

Mike ”what is your background?”

Reader ”I was jobless for many years.. and then found here.. good number of god men succeed ..so ”

Mike looks at Jenny ”please launch altered role model concept soon’

Reader ”what is that…’

Mike ‘dear tarrot reader.. we will be in India for long time”