My TELEVISION

“She is beautiful and sleek

Under my control as I can switch her on and off as per my own convenience

She delights me through her various shades of channels..

Sometimes comedy, sometimes news, sometimes thrillers. sports and entertainment

She can give me global updates of life and yet remain silent when I wish to

She awaits a press of button and she stops and remains silent awaiting my next call.

The most faithful obedient, beautiful girl friend which I can think of”

Sarah hits John Baba for writing this…

Sarah ‘John this is madness.. Today you are talking of an object as your girl friend’

John ‘Why so many movies show hero’s describing their car’s as girl friend.. why not a TV instrument’

Sarah ‘No it should be HE and not She’

Sarah ‘My Television too is an adorable darling. He responds to me with a whiff and waits for my turn to hit him back. I can play games with him and he doesn’t mind loosing.. He is not possessive about me and he can partition himself to my various moods and delight me with his view points on various topics for which I see answer’

John Baba takes a cup of coffee and whispers in Sarah’s ears

Sarah ‘i cannot hear what you are saying?’

John ‘Only your object boy friend and my object girl friend cannot do one thing which is physical intimacy’

Both burst laughing..

John baba is weird.. He can think of any object from a human perspective and make that object glorified and promoted