Hubby ”darling… why are you so engrossed in your startup.. so much that you do not even bother to spend time with me”
Wife ”darling… the startup is trying to build an AI (Artificial Intelligence) tool to give tips to women about how to ensure their husbands or boy friends begin loving them all over again”
I called you Cherie.. you seemed sad
I called you Darling.. you seemed annoyed
I called you Beloved.. you got angry
i called you Consort.. you got furious
I just held your hand and looked at your eyes and said ‘You are my soul’
I wondered and got surprised with the million dollar smile flashing all over you..
Platonic Love never seeks anything but a SOUL interacting with another SOUL
She doesn’t like cake
She doesn’t like food
All she likes is ice creams
Her teeth shivers in cold
She doesn’t like warmer
She loves full AC
She throws the utensils
Hey.. one minute
Why the heck I listen to her..
Pat comes a response from somewhere
‘Stupid James.. You love her.. You were smiling when you were courting in initial days and would tell all that she is so sweet so why now so much fuss. She is your beloved dear.. So what if she loves cold items.. You too get used to it’
Moral of story ‘Learn to Adjust’
“She is beautiful and sleek
Under my control as I can switch her on and off as per my own convenience
She delights me through her various shades of channels..
Sometimes comedy, sometimes news, sometimes thrillers. sports and entertainment
She can give me global updates of life and yet remain silent when I wish to
She awaits a press of button and she stops and remains silent awaiting my next call.
The most faithful obedient, beautiful girl friend which I can think of”
Sarah hits John Baba for writing this…
Sarah ‘John this is madness.. Today you are talking of an object as your girl friend’
John ‘Why so many movies show hero’s describing their car’s as girl friend.. why not a TV instrument’
Sarah ‘No it should be HE and not She’
Sarah ‘My Television too is an adorable darling. He responds to me with a whiff and waits for my turn to hit him back. I can play games with him and he doesn’t mind loosing.. He is not possessive about me and he can partition himself to my various moods and delight me with his view points on various topics for which I see answer’
John Baba takes a cup of coffee and whispers in Sarah’s ears
Sarah ‘i cannot hear what you are saying?’
John ‘Only your object boy friend and my object girl friend cannot do one thing which is physical intimacy’
Both burst laughing..
John baba is weird.. He can think of any object from a human perspective and make that object glorified and promoted
Kajal decides to lodge a complaint..as her car was attacked by goons
She soon gets a call
The caller ‘Why did you transfer so much funds to Swiss bank?’
Kajal ‘I didn’t ‘
The caller ‘I can save you.. you need to only give proofs of your being a citizen from India and also a fact that you never traveled Switzerland’
Kajal gets worried
Kajal ‘How come you know so much about me?’
Caller ‘Did you ever visit Switzerland’
Kajal ‘I don’t remember’
Caller ‘Please don’t act smart.. we have your history track’
Kajal ‘ I can travel any country.. It could have been a transit break too when I was traveling to Singapore’
Caller begins laughing
Caller ‘So from India to Switzerland to Singapore… Interesting’
Caller shuts the phone..
Back there Rajesh gets a call from Kajal’s mom
Mom ‘When are you coming? All eagerly waiting’
Rajesh ‘Just a week to go’
After he completes the call, Rajesh gets a letter
Rajesh reads the letter
‘STAY AWAY FROM THIS GIRL.. WE WILL ENSURE YOU NEVER GET FUNDED’
Jim ‘Am going to sleep and it is late 11.30 pm here in US, good night darling’
Kajal hears this and is feeling sad..
Kajal ‘I miss you Jim, never have seen you.. all it happened through Facebook and then till date you never shared your photo and it is through SKYPE we interact’
Jim ‘Hopefully I one day we meet’
Kajal had been into e relation since 3 months, very much attached to Jim.
Jim was a nice natured guy and Kajal was from a normal family with parents, sisters and worked in IT however as she decided to mingle, she found Jim and began a chat conversation. Slowly they got intimate in Chat..
As Kajal is sleeping, she feels she has to at any cost visit US to meet Jim..
Next morning Kajal opens the chat session and to her surprise she finds Jim’s account is permanently disabled..
She is clueless what could have happened to Kajal…
The word ‘Good Night Darling’ keeps ringing her..
She feels ‘Emotions to Strangers – Is it right way to happen? Is it for real or is it all virtual?’
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(This is first of serial writing as good as soap opera.. An experimental writing, so keep looking at this space for more read..)
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Foul Mood Control is simple
Just think of the most adorable darling you care for and smile..
Just smile..and thank god that all is not lost yet. That darling is still with you.
PASSION FRAMEWORK 