Vegetable Woes

Prank has inherited gift of understanding vegetable languages.. He has strong passion to be in garden and observe vegetables talking to each other

Tomato 1 ”god made me juicy, red with so many seeds in it.. ”

Tomato 2 ”we all will be thrown or cut. Why our life is so small”

Tomato 3 ”just the other day found onions being thrown by those farmers.. more supply.. less demand.. not sure why farmers imitate each other and keep having same crops”

He moves to the farm where onions are growing

Onion 1 ”so tired to make all cry.. but no one understands that the bacteria’s and virus attack us when cut and not used”

Onion 2 ”why were we not born as humans or animals or even tree’.. why a vegetable..  Have seen a lady telling that her mother-in-law has become a vegetable.. bed ridden.. means vegetables have no purpose,,.. no mission.. no one values our mineral content too. I heard a lady telling to her husband.. don’t become a lady finger.. most of times skinny and not erect at all’

He moves to lady finger’s farm land

Lady Finger 1 ”many love me and cut me in bits and pieces.. not sure why those white seeds inside me..  sometimes soft.. sometimes erect.. not sure how people select me.. do they want softness or they want stern ness or they want a mix of both??”

Lady Finger 2 ”dear.. women want a mix of both… and men too… hence we are lady fingers…  the ones who can hold their beloved with mix of both love, affection and sternness too if men go wrong”

Prank burst laughing….

His girl friend Sarah comes in

Sarah ”Are you mad? who said vegetables talk…

Prank ”wait a minute…”

After few minutes

Sarah ”common.. don’t play mischief.. why you made me into a potatoe of all things?”

Prank ”potatoe is the favorite item and put in all food.. hence…”

Sarah ”please… make me a human again”

Prank ”promise me.. you will eat vegetables regularly and respect it.. for what it provides us”

Sarah ”please.. will do that”

After few minutes

Sarah ”Are you magician too?”

Prank ”A botonist.. please.. now don”t ask me how you got converted to potatoe..”

 

 

 

 

Why did Robert mary Louisa?

Robert ”I don’t know?”

Louisa ”why did you marry me?”

Robert ”was it your looks or just your nature?”

Louisa ”are you unsure of it now?”

Robert ”I guess i married you because you are a lady…”

Louisa ”common… this is an obvious answer”

Robert ”Dear… I am starting a GAY association soon.. a startup for GAY Welfare”

Louisa ”Are you…?”

Robert ”Mindset of individuals… if you think of a good cause.. people always mistake that too”

Louisa ”but are you…?”

Robert ”that is the suspense of the story title… keep guessing ”

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This piece of story is absolute fiction with a social message and not to hurt any sentiments of whomsoever

Indo American Combo

Jayanti ”the day I got married to him.. I knew I had to cook Indo-American combo”

George ‘what is that?”

Jayanti

”1 IDLI, 1 small plate of Italian PASTA, 1 small PIZZA, a few fried potatoe chips and 1 large glass of Orange Juice”

George ”your hubby Rob.. won’t he find it boring eating the same dish again and again?”

Jayanti

”I replace that Idli with Dhokla, Dosa, Uttappa and so on”

“Pasta replaced with Noodles, Sausage, Choco chips and so on”

George ”cool.. ”

Jayanti ”I charge him 5$ for this breakfast”

George ”common.. he is your hubby?”

Jayanti ”No free lunch or dinners in America…”

George ”somewhere this misconception came across world.. that we are penny counting”

Jayanti ”see had he hired a cook, he would anyways have to pay.. so this one way of my savings (I make around US$1000 out of this and save it for my startup bootstrapping.. these days Investors do not believe entrepreneurs.. worst time”

George ”what??????”

Jayanti ”you know Rob.. he likes to invest in cool ideas.. but doesnt understand that an entrepreneur is sitting right in his house”

Till then Rob comes

Rob ”dear..  why do you feel, I am giving you 1000 every month? It is to check your sincerity in your goals..  make a franchise.. and get going”

Jayanti ”what brand?”

Rob ”ROBME FOR FOOD”

Jayanti and George burst laughing…

 

Master

Master ”student.. what you learnt from school”

Student  Manuel ”we learnt to read, write, play games and also enjoy the school moments”

Master ”cool… this is what I expected as answer in  this day when all of you will move out of school for next future roadmap”

Student Julie ‘are you sad?”

Master ”am happy for you… and yes sad too as will not be able to see your faces after exams”

Student Arnold ”Sir..  we also learnt what needs to be done when we flunk in exams”

Master smiles…

Student Ravi ”we need to just again attend the test”

Master ”success.. failures… all are taught in our education system. If we flunk, re-test, if we again flunk… re-test… if we again flunk…. just change the course… it is not meant for you or keep trying till you pass”

Student ”till which attempt we need to keep trying?”

Master ”your will power…  it could be as much as allowed by university or school norms”

Student Samuel ”what did you learn Master from all of us?”

Master ”small lies really do not harm much, if it doesnt hurt anyone”

Student Julie ”yeh.. we bunked a few classes and watched movies.. sorry”

Master ”yes.. and I too realized that.. and would be in that theater in evening to watch the same movie…   ”

All student echo ”we love you master”

Master ”thanks.. dear all for tolerating me, understanding me, being with me for so many years and just a simple message ..  just don’t stop learning..  knowledge alone can give you success”

 

 

ego for omelette

Farida ”Rashid.. why do you crib for an omalate every day… am fed up of it’

Rashid ”hey common..  ensure you make an omlate every day.. 3 times ok”

Farida ”why.. .can you tell me why..”

Rashid ”ok.. will tell you a story”

Rashid ”My father.. your father-in-law was in Army.. brutally beaten.. for a suspected information to other country.. he was labeled a traitor..  and punishment given was to make omlates every day for the army officials”

Farida ”so..”

Rashid ”he ensured.. his wife. my mom.. also begin making omlates… ”

Farida ”so.. you asking me to make it”

Rashid ”yes”

Farida ”do you know.. an egg is a lesson to all..   it is like ego.. a very tough exterior.. unless we do not break it.. the vitamins, minerals, carbohydrate, protein.. will not be available..  it means you need to break an egg to get an omlate.. ”

Farida ”and Rashid.. your father was given a job to make omlates to all the army officials.. and alas the army officials never realized that they had given him a job to break ego’s of each officer every day”

Rashid ”so that way he was right”

Farida ”no..  he became obsessed with the punishment and began punishing his own family folks.. again an ego creeped in him.. as husband i want you to be the inner yoke.. the actual human.. a soul.. which needs to feel the moist warmth of love, care of me always… do not imitate wrong people.. or wrong philosophy..  always be on right path.. lord takes care of us always.. lord see’s us always.. an unknown force watching us always and it is in our heart”

Rashid ”common.. till someone didnt break an egg.. how will we know what is inside it”

Farida ”god made eggs as a lesson to human to make them understand that all good things are stored absolutely internal.. it is not the physical layer which is important but the internal layer beneath which plays an important role.. ”

Rashid hugs Farida

Farida ”I will make for you omalate always..  and spelling correction ok.. it is omelette or omelet”

Rashid ”had I learnt like you.. I would have known English too”

Farida ”important.. all need to know English too apart from their own vernacular language as have found many struggling to get jobs eventually.. and sooner or later need to speak English”

Rashid ”yes.. and all should know their national language”

Farida begins laughing

Rashid ”why?”

Farida ”human are always fault finding.. appreciation comes in small doses.. and when it comes.. it comes as thunderous applauses.. so important to break the egg and bring in real change in people”

 

Am I an Investor?

(This piece of writing is absolute fiction, philosophical.. to explain Dimensions of PASSION and carefully tries to analyze the deep learning uncovered research yet to understand the difference between good or bad.. )

I keep wondering Mr Light.. on what is Investor all about?

Investment in startup for small equity.. hoping it will scale up..

Investment in stocks.. hoping it will give more returns..

Investment in education.. hoping it will give more returns if applied well..

Investment in charity hoping all good deeds done will vanish away the small sins we made..

The mindset of human is such that we were programmed to be an investee and then investor always…

God made Adam and Eve with a forbidden apple and experimented what happens next..

Soon Adam and Eve invest their time in love and eat the forbidden apple and an investee comes in..   and then more and more and more…

Why the apple was forbidden?

It is not apple dear.. any fruit from tree of knowledge.. the knowledge of good and bad..

Why did they then eat it in first place?  It is destiny..

The awareness of good or bad itself was forbidden however once the knowledge comes in, forgiveness also existed in certain stories and punishments too visible in certain stories..

So as Investor, somewhere maybe God attempted to make an entrepreneur (adventurer) and then also gave that entrepreneur (a cofounder) but wanted them to abide by rules.. and just enjoy the work..  However there are even oppositions to investors where someone could challenge the investment decisions itself or even challenge the entrepeneurs to do what so ever they feel is right. the judgement of good or bad has to come from human only..  Clueless without a rule / regulation, mistakes begin to occur and each mistake results in only pain.

Why as an Investor (God) , an investor doesnt wish entrepreneur to avoid biased knowledge (knowledge from mentors, advisors, consultants whatsoever)?

This is because once you begin getting knowledge.. you become aware of causes.. the effects and may even stop being the original self.. you will even feel embarassed?

What happens next?

Just more and more exploration.. more and more returns in form of pains and pleasure.. till one day the dust remains the only reality.. to a human. and  what happens to the assets built by the entrepreneur… they too can get to dust.. unless human doesnt decide to help another human to manage that asset well..

God technically wanted human to only enjoy each other’s companion without that understanding of good or bad.. but the knowledge and repository along with awareness creates human move in good path or bad path.. the decision is left to only us..

So as Investor.. God only questions ”Am I the investor?”  The answer is ”yes” but God just wanted human to take care and nurture the nature without any expectations.. but within a certain rule..

What happened subsequently..

The entrepreneur explored.. probed.. innovated and kept innovating and eating the forbidden fruits from tree of knowledge to get lost in the world of nature and be further distant from God..(The original investor)..    There were some who also innovated, earned money, distributed it further.. but with expectations because of awareness of good and evil..

Moral of story..   the tree had both good and bad knowledge.. how to seggregate it was never taught to the man and so what happens next..

Enters  Mr. Light..

Mr Light addressing a bunch of multiple coutry dignitaries on ”FORBIDDEN FRUITS” smiles and says

”An open challenge to all the AI professionals..  Can you seggregate the good and bad content from google search?”

All burst out laughing…

Mr. Light  ”the mess we are in.. with bombardment of knowledge…  god only knows how the real good and real bad be decided.. to each his or her own”

All burst out again laughing..

Mr Light ”Owning and Nurturing.. the dimensions of PASSION.. always remember that.. each person can own and nurture the good knowledge or bad knowledge..  as PASSION doesn’t know to seggregate it too…  what PASSION can do is to probe self, innovate self, act self, scope self, set self and own self to nurture the dream which you wish to fullfill to make some useful product or service model contributing to human painpoints”

Mr. Light ”lets break for a cup of coffee.. too heavy complex theory explained.. “