Love fever

What can you do about a college infested with love fever

each individual in the college has a partner.

Mary the Dean is in love with Peter who is Co Dean

Peter ‘Mary.. not sure what will happen when the owner finds this issue. She is unmarried for decades’

Mary ‘simple.. let us invite her.. I firmly believe love virus grows from our college. I will invite my grandpa who is single too’

Peter begins laughing..

Peter ‘common it is an odd combination.. let us test it’

Mary calls her grandpa Henry to stay with her

Peter calls the owner Sarah to visit college and check on performances..

Sarah comes to the college and finds students in pair studying..

Sarah ‘this is strange.. Are they couples joined together?’

Peter “No.. but we feel our college is haunted since last 1 year and some love god has infested this with love virus’

Sarah ‘this is most absurd thought and you believe in it being college dean’

Peter ‘I didn’t but i fell in love with Mary at first sight’

Sarah ‘common.. you ought to be kidding’

Peter ‘Mary has her grandpa come from Sweden.. Invited us for dinner.. can you accomodate’

Sarah ‘ofcourse’

Evening time Sarah who is around 60 years comes in her best pink dress

The door is opened by Henry who wears a cow boy hat with boots aged around 68…

Henry ‘welcome MAM to our nest’

Henry ‘you look extremely beautiful’

Peter and Mary are giggling from behind.

Sarah gets conscious.. her face is red.. she never experienced such flirting atmosphere since age she left her college

Sarah ‘common .. you are flirting with me.. I don’t like it’

Henry ‘harmless flirting.. I actually feel we are made for each other’

Sarah ‘really? how you felt so?’

Henry ‘the mole in your upper lip.. and my mole in opposite side of upper lip.. if they meet.. love will blossom’

Sarah gets uncomfortable

Mary rushes to get water to Sarah

Sarah ‘I have leave’

Next day Sarah see’s a huge flower vase on her door with a message ‘I LOVE YOU HENRY’

Sarah ‘is this college really haunted? why?’

2 days latter news flash

‘VICTORIA COLLEGE IS HAUNTED BY LOVE GOD’.

Huge number of diehard lovers, depressed lovers, frustrated lovers, single, double, alone, together all begin providing feedback on twitter, facebook for a week induction to courses..

VIctoria college is suddenly becoming prosperous…

The owner’s nephew Jerry smiles and talks to his friends

Jerry ‘operation successful.. we had to make this college successful at all cost.. so I ensured each guy and girl, professors and co workers all fell in love.. Created situation for them.. Made the atmosphere romantic. Being the college representative, my girl friend Nancy helped me in this mission’

Nancy ‘Entrepreneurship can become successful because of love too’

Jerry ‘Let this be a secret between only us’

Nancy ‘next what?’

Jerry ‘we have got requirements from Torronto,  India and China.. some ailing colleges want our help on how to grow them fast’

Nancy ‘great.. should we seed fund LOVE FEVER PROJECT’

Jerry ‘Are you crazy? any fever doesn’t need investment.. money comes automatically to cure that fever’

Nancy hugs Jerry and coyly says ‘hence i fell in love with you in this college when I saw you’

Jerry ‘common now don’t make me believe that this college is indeed haunted’

Medicines

Nancy was an ageing middle aged woman. Her husband always in tour.. She didn’t take care of self too much.. however her husband ensure she would be taken care of well so..

Doctor Jose ‘Nancy you are doing perfectly well on calories. just i feel your uric content a bit high.. so am writing prescription for you’

Nancy ‘Do you know how many medicines i eat in a day?’

Jose ‘It is fine Nancy.. medicines are only to cure.. and bring perfection’

Nancy ’50 around in span of 16 hours.. on average 4 medicines / hour..’

Jose ‘Oh i see.. why?..I just was sent by your family doctor.. didn’t know the background’

Nancy ‘My husband is so caring that he doesn’t need to be there besides me.. and just wishes to care for me by giving medicines’

Jose ‘I can understand what you are feeling’i

Nancy ‘Damn It.. I need love.. not medicines.. Love is the cure for almost all diseases as if you feel love, at least your body hormones will always be happy’

Nancy comes closer to Jose and holds hand..

Jose ‘OK i have to leave…’

Nancy ‘Jose.. don’t misunderstand me and feel i want love or sex from you..  I am trying to reduce my medicine intake..’

Jose ‘So?’

Nancy ‘Can we have a small tool or a filter developed where in case any patient is asked to eat more then 30 tablets in a day, a sms be sent to the head doctor and one to police and other to health minister help desk’

Jose begins laughing

Nancy ‘Am serious.. We make so many fanciful application but just a simple filter. It helps understand if folks are getting over drugged unnecessarily’

Refreshment

Refreshingly fresh; she smiled shyly.. wondered why she blushed unknowingly.. Bewildered with her own self where she found herself confused.. biting her nail unconsciously, a rush in blood, heart beating heavily.. she remembered the days when she would sit gloomily sad awaiting a decision of her boy friend towards her.. Will He say ‘Yes’ or will he say ‘No’.. Is commitment phobic dangerous then even a flue where at least the virus happily moves inside us and even a remedy exists to cure it.

Why is there no cure for Love..? She looks at mirror and finds herself blushing all the more..

Her boy friend had said No and moved out of her life.. and then came this stranger; nameless, innocent, smiling, loving, caring like a fresh air and just whispered ‘You are bad in selection. Don’t select me.. I have selected you as my beloved for ever as I kept seeing you fighting lost loves and always would sit sullen under that tree waiting for another love, a new hope.

I promise you will be mine till you wish to be mine..

She again blushes all the more and thanks upward that refreshments don’t need a break. A break is meant for refreshment.