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If wishes were horses, every word has a potential to get VIRAL..

STARTUP MANTRA for day is ”just keep pushing.. you will find your own space”

Twitter Guru Joy put this and had 100000 likes

Raj Mark put it and he has 100 likes

Rahim put and had 0 likes

What makes the difference

Guru has many connects, trusted followers and fans.. and yes at times uses paid service too ūüôā

RajMark has multiple family friends so gets an assured 100 likes

Rahim is a new entrant, not knowing what is best for him, so he just decides to ask Guru to push his page.. he tags along Guru… soon his one liners too get noticed

Rahim ‘Guru.. you can create news out of nothing”

Guru ”yes.. I just made a news item AMAR AKBAR ANTHONY return back again and it has got over 200000 likes

talkative

Sarah loves talking.. she keeps jabbing away all the time with her friends..¬† At county level.. .. she is just happy spending time with her friends. Her father has a big farm house and mom a house wife..¬† marriage age..¬† and by chance happened to meet Paul in one of the marriage functions and since then ensures she calls him every day. For strange reasons best known to her.. she doesn’t wish to use whatsapp

Paul ‘Sarah.. don’t you feel you can use whatsapp and chat with me.. or even facebook messenger”

Sarah bursts out laughing

Sarah ”I guess we have stopped treasuring face-to-face conversation.. the intimate phone talks without seeing each other… yes video conferencing exists.. but still am slow in typing.. I cannot type fast.. but I can talk fast’

Paul begins laughing

Sarah ‘my mom made sweets and I remembered you and gave it the monkey who comes in our farm.. of course he didn’t see me…else would trouble’

Paul ‘so you remember a monkey in me?’

Sarah ”please tell me how can I start a TALK CLUB.. all keep jabbering away till their mouth aches and then.. they get good sleep”

Paul ”here we talk of no noise solutions and you are mentioning TALK CLUB’

Sarah ”In Asian countries they have this SHAYARI (Prose narration) clubs.. so why not in US”

Paul ”they are witty humor I¬† guess..”

Sarah ”Please.. I do not mind coming to NY for same.. let us start TALK CLUB”

Paul ”so again becoming bold… live in wow”

Sarah ”mad or what.. you are marrying me there and taking you of there’

Paul ”spring time ok”

1 year later

Sarah ”Invite Charles.. he is a witty prose narrator and put some music too.¬† our fee of just US$5 seems working…¬†¬† we need to have more shows.. ”

Paul ”let us scale up this further.’

Sarah ”my mom is now feeding goats”

Paul ”what?”

Sarah ”I have tamed you so much.. domesticated.. so from monkey to being goat.. you have come a long wa√Ĺ”

Paul ”Sarah.. common.. now am a goat?”

Sarah ”yes.. a loveable goat”

 

Sabse bada dollar?

Once upon a time, there was this movie Sabse Bada Rupaiyyah (Money comes at top) and an entertaining story…

but how is Dollar relevant today?

Joy ”Pound is better.. more amount we get in India”

Samuel “Do you know dollar.. many CA”s actually collect dollars as hobbies in hope one day dollar will reach 100 rupee and they make a great killing”

Mark dear friend of Samuel ”I am most of time glued to monitor to check where rupee depriciates and I transfer money.. even cent savings is important”

Harry “Me too not investing these days as rupee seems to appreciate.. good lucks.. let us wait for $ to rise”

Munna “What is big deal… what rises will fall down.. what falls will rise.. or will not rise again”

James “Human values if it falls below.. then”

Munna ”will rise again.. ¬†when no money exists, love exists.. and when money exists, love doesn’t”

Elisa “common economics professors.. this is our annual meet and you are talking about Sabse bada Dollar… ¬† Munna… you are teaching us Hindi in your own style.. coming all way from Delhi Economics department.. gold medalist.. unbelievable”

Munna sips a wine and looks upward…

“currency is so important in our life that we forget the currents in it and just succumb to it.. ¬†anyone can leave anything for it.. and when it leaves you… we remember all who were left by us because of it””

 

 

Faltered Role Model

Som ”in our life many a time we choose role models and then…”

Mike ‘do not taunt me… agreed I imitated him.. just relied on lavish life style,.. did whatsoever he was doing and went bankrupt’

Som ‘ Look at nations.. in quest of imitation.. unemployment issue is overlooked..”

Mike ”relax.. we are going to get a big boom in employment soon”

Som ”let us stop this topic… I wanted to inform you of Jenny”

Mike has pains in his eyes..

Mike ”she..imitated her mother and broke from me”

Som ”can you stop it.. .do you know what happened to her”

Mike ”not sure.. last she was with me 5 years back”

Som ”she donated her last amount of fund to a village in India”

Mike ”so what… she has this habit of donating right from time I met her.. she distributed my wealth too”

Som ”she plans to work on a concept ”ALTERED ROLE MODEL”

Mike ”what is that…’

Som ”We should not blindly follow history and believe in it.. just at times, look at positive aspects of ecosystem and enjoy… ¬† each person in this world has been destined to have a particular life style by default.. then the alteration process begins.. multiple teacher, friends, family relatives.. and so on .. each influence us.. so her concept is all about influencers in a person”s life and mapping them for you as gift.. the positive vs.. negative energy… did you like the concept?”

Mike ”Why she left me?”

Som ”because you had gone arrogant with your wealth.. you and those yatch parties with ladies”

Mike smiles…

Mike ”seriously.. ¬†life teaches us .. that when an anchor is at home.. never leave that anchor.. .can I meet her?”

Som ”who stopped you from meeting”

1 week latter

Mike in a Delhi 5 star hotel. calls up Jenny

Jenny ”hey… how are you doing..”

Mike ”altered model… plan to imitate you”

Jenny ”you ought to be kidding”

Mike ‘human relation of couple is such that if they gel well, understand well.. imitation process begins by default… Jenny I love you still.. can we give our relation and our faltered model of relationship another chance?:

Jenny ”let us go for a date today… evening Delhi Hatt’

In evening…

Mike ”so many state food and so yummy it looks.. wonder if stomach will get upset”

Jenny ”Mike.. so much of vibrancy here… sometimes.. I feel for all the imitations.. why cannot 2 countries.. 2 states.. all brain storm and make win-win employment situation”

Mike ”not again.. how come you also talking about same issue”

Jenny ”PASSION.. it compels me to think of a problem which all face in life… a low phase..

Mike ”Jenny can we check our future with this tarrot reader

a few minutes latter

The tarrot reader ”dear ones.. both of you are destined to be united together and be in India for long term”

Mike ”do not kid”

Tarrot reader sheepishly ”Sir.. you will be united together.. but we need bright entrepreneurs from USA to set up their offices in India.. be with us..”

Mike ”what is your background?”

Reader ”I was jobless for many years.. and then found here.. good number of god men succeed ..so ”

Mike looks at Jenny ”please launch altered role model concept soon’

Reader ”what is that…’

Mike ‘dear tarrot reader.. we will be in India for long time”

 

touching responses

touching responses are ones where you feel the response is great but your eyes also have tears for whatsoever reasons.

Lisa had published a journal and during the award ceremony her professor just hugged and kissed her

Lisa was shocked, surprised and even had an annoyance on her face..

After the event

Lisa ”this was unwarranted.. why this response?’

Professor ”to ensure you remembered this event always”

Lisa ”this is not right.. I didn’t like it’

Professor ”just wanted to make you realize that in story writing, journals.. we seek interesting articles.. your journal was on Touching Experiences and had tons of romance and hatred dram√°’s penned in it.. all fiction.. just because an episode happened for real.. you reacted’

Lisa is silent

Professor ”fiction is conceived by us.. reality is what is felt life long.. imagine the way we exaggerate emotions just to make a point conveyed to reader’

Lisa hugs Professor ”Sir… why in public you had to exhibit love”

Professor ”touching experiences are always spontaneous”

 

Love for Fantasy

One of latest release in India is doing great business and there is a rush to see the King winning over evil.

What drives us towards fantasy?

A thought that all evil should end… and good should be the ultimate victor..

As the movie ends.. all seem happy that the good triumphed over evil…

Janir ”being a brave heroic person and hitting over all evil.. what a movie..’

Neena ”but I didn’t understan why people still love folk tales’

Janir ”because if they hear real tales.. it is always good struggling a lot.. so only in folk tales.. good always wins’

Neena smiles

Neena ‘next time just make a movie of 100 vices and how each vices engulf the world and eventually how a single person single mindedly kills all the vices in human to make ¬†it a winner’

Janir ‘are there 100 vices?’

Neena ‘more then 100.. please count what all you have right away”