Startup investments

A monthly investment of just US$150 to US$300 for 2 years. Many invest in stock/mutual fund/insurance..
Why not invest in startup? Life would get only better cofounding a company.

Melissa ‘this will not work?’

PS ‘it should.. as anyways no one is creating jobs and many are being laid out.. if this much also someone who earns even US$15000/- per annum do it, there is some serious issue.. it means finance management is a bit tipsy turvy an no alternate business planning in sight.. jobs will continue to get reduced over period of time.. do become entrepreneur’

Melissa ‘are you sure?’

My office is no office

Joy is a happy go lucky mentor cum trainer. With a very small office space literally to ensure folks learn and earn in most frugal way, he comes across a strange situation.

Nancy ‘it is too small.. how many employees?’

Joy ‘as many as you think’

Nancy ‘do we have freshers?’

Joy ‘you are also a fresher right?’

Nancy ‘are they working or non working?’

Joy ‘experience is not about being in paid salary or being unpaid.. it is all about knowledge gain to scale up futher’

Nancy ‘I am scared’

Joy ‘Startups are scary.. they are like horror stories where you may shriek, you may feel pressure.. you may learn a lot of self defence only to find at the end a winner emerging. Either you sustain or you move to next job’

Joy ‘An average mind psychology is what looks big seems beautiful. A very rich billionaire feels small is beautiful and historically everything which is precious is small or rare. Moral of story.. you may loose something big becausee of ignorance or not able to value small’

Employment Comedy

Employment Comedy

A leader told the other B leader that if all individuals from the community get jobs, the A leader will surely support B

B knows that really speaking jobs are not possible, but interview calls can be created, so agrees.

Now if the youth fail in interviews, it is A leader’s problem. A leader didn’t want skill development as goal.

B leader got shock when A said ‘you think am fool.. we want you to give government jobs’

B however was shocked not because of the demand but because B knows that the government key projects are going to be privatized and more unemployment foreseen so was shocked to know that how come A leader never bothered to read news papers.

Till then C leader came and said.. technology is the only way to go and he is all out for robotic process automations’

A leader ‘what is RPA?’

B leader ‘it seems a way to support unemployment’

C leader ‘dear it is to remove more people’

A leader ‘guys.. surely will not support B’

C leader ‘relax.. we can always tell that millineals are very selfish and they never thought of future employment or employable folks and public may believe it too’

B ‘this is a good point’

A ‘then I will support you B’

C ‘so is RPA approved?’

B and A Surely Yes.

C ‘will you also support startups?’

B ‘make grand announcements of all startups who can improve productivity will get funded ‘

A ‘am not going to invest ok.. my state already in problem’

B ‘dear.. colleges who start incubation centers they have to identify investors ok.. we all should follow those investors’

C ‘I know couple of reputed industry people’

B ‘excellent.. ask them to start some incubation / accelerator program’

A ‘I will support you B’

C ‘we will need 100M$’

A and B look at each other

B ‘sanctioned’

A ‘hey 1 minute.. Isn’t C from the same state where you were also staying way back?’

B ‘did you ever see me there in past many years’

A ‘No’

B ‘trust is important.. please remember we care for all folks the most’

A ‘yes.. will support you this time’

C ‘should I announce this to all’

Till then D comes in

D ‘dear all.. what about me?’

A, B and C ‘dear D.. we never try to catch you.. do not worry at all. just make some noise when we wish.. and rest will be taken care of’

D disappears..

Ishwar wakes up suddenly

His mom ‘whole time thinks of politics.. relax.. you are not cut out of it.. hence we named you Ishwar thoughtfully’

Rajguru

Rajguru had a strange habit of abusing any person always

Dog, Lame, Idiot etc

One day Shiny came in his life. Shiny was a smart English graduate with proficiency in multiple languages.

Shiny ‘Raj.. why don’t you compile a dictionary of bad abuses’

Raj ‘Are you idiot of first order?’

Shiny ‘precisely.. you love to abuse so much.. Let us make this dictionary.. a starup.. the world wants to know the choicest of abuses to be given to folks.. we can categorize the words to make it look good and also have voice records put in you tube’

Raj ‘are you mad.. serious dumb asshole’

Shiny ‘wow.. so much of filth in mouth.. proceed and let us unite and make millions’

Raj bursts laughing…

Raj ‘you are real weird bimbo’

Did I smell anything?

Frank is a bootlegger who always feels that is the best business in world. His 10 year kid Dow is not happy with the environment

At school, Dow makes an experiment with chemicals
Dow ‘so this is how it smells’

All burst out laughing. His Chemistry teacher Phil is annoyed and sad.

Phil ‘Dow.. what are you trying to do’

Dow ‘an alcoholic smell potent.. which will be put in small perfume pouches’

Phil ‘are you mad?’

Dow ‘I think so’

At home
Frank is hitting his mom.. and taking the last dollar for a bootlegging business

Dow ‘Mom.. look what I did’

Mother Jane slaps Dow

Jane ‘Dow.. so you are following your father’s footsteps’

Dow ‘Mom.. I want to check if we can replicate this using natural juices’

Jane ‘are you mad.. you are asking me to get into liquor business’

Dow ‘no.. the art is to have a potent mix which is never intoxicating and absolute safe.. just an aura of liquor’

Jane thinks over it..

Next day.. Jane and Dow go to a flower and fruit garden and begin experiments.

After almost a year

Frank ‘wow.. what an aura.. where is the liquor?’

Jane ‘see this is liquorless liquor.. you know what I mean’

Frank ‘common.. don’t act smart’

Dow ‘Dad.. tell me honestly.. let us wait for few hours.. and see if you can control yourself from taking liquor’

Dow, Dad and Jane are watching a popular tv serial..

Dow ‘Mom.. Serve Dad with some warm potato fry and also bring a glass for his liquor’

Dad ‘hey..i almost forgot it.. what you guys have made?’

Dow ‘nothing much.. am launching a startup.. liquorless liquor’

Dad ‘means.. is it drug? you will be punished’

Dow ‘100% safe.. am experimenting whether boozards love liquor or love the smell’

Frank ponders..

Frank ‘you have confused me.. and all who drink’

Dow ‘PASSION ignites thinking.. am learning there.. things which no one thought / dared.. the only true entertaining story telling for you’

Frank ‘who is it dear?’

Dow ‘uniting disoriented family is one of his goal’

Small Ego’s

Rita ‘this is not done.. I feel insulted’

James ‘why?’

Rita ‘you scolded me in front of all’

James ‘remember.. if you are an entrepreneur, first learn subordination’

Rita ‘I can never become an employee’

James ‘Dear Rita, when an entrepreneur takes money from investor, it is first step towards subordination. If you take money from your client, it is again subordination. In life never ever keep small ego’s to ruin self’

Rita ‘I am seriously not sure.. I guess I never worked on my own’

James ‘we need startup founders to work themselves and not burn their money through appointed people’

Who is the Villian?

Jack ‘I am not trying to defend myself, but the economic policies led this sudden crash’

Savy ‘hey.. all entrepreneurs tell the same’

Jack ‘imagine I was running operations at 5% margin and now my service tax slab at 18%.. That too I have to first pay that 18%. Running a loss of 13% terrible, have let go the last employee today’

Savy ‘Jack.. are you planning to retire’

Jack ‘will sell off my house, repay the debts and then go gardening’

Savy ‘oh in those couple of acres of land, you took in Fiji’

Jack ‘yes..’

Savy ‘are you leaving your country for good?’

Jack ‘not sure.. but surely thinking.. it sucks’

few months later

Savy ‘you look too happy?’

Jack ‘hey got into an exciting venture of planting trees. The only regret is that I have to guarantee it’s survival for 3 years. I have to give them a replacement if it perishes’

Savy ‘seriously you are crazy’

Jack ‘a trick.. i played.. I charge them 4 times, this helps me take a replacement judgement.. I can replaced it at least 2 times plus I take watering responsibilities, so have tie ups with various water containers and also earn money from there’

Savy ‘no service tax?’

Jack ‘no.. as I do not have a company .. it is all trading.. ‘

Savy ‘so who is the villian?’