Employment Comedy
A leader told the other B leader that if all individuals from the community get jobs, the A leader will surely support B
B knows that really speaking jobs are not possible, but interview calls can be created, so agrees.
Now if the youth fail in interviews, it is A leader’s problem. A leader didn’t want skill development as goal.
B leader got shock when A said ‘you think am fool.. we want you to give government jobs’
B however was shocked not because of the demand but because B knows that the government key projects are going to be privatized and more unemployment foreseen so was shocked to know that how come A leader never bothered to read news papers.
Till then C leader came and said.. technology is the only way to go and he is all out for robotic process automations’
A leader ‘what is RPA?’
B leader ‘it seems a way to support unemployment’
C leader ‘dear it is to remove more people’
A leader ‘guys.. surely will not support B’
C leader ‘relax.. we can always tell that millineals are very selfish and they never thought of future employment or employable folks and public may believe it too’
B ‘this is a good point’
A ‘then I will support you B’
C ‘so is RPA approved?’
B and A Surely Yes.
C ‘will you also support startups?’
B ‘make grand announcements of all startups who can improve productivity will get funded ‘
A ‘am not going to invest ok.. my state already in problem’
B ‘dear.. colleges who start incubation centers they have to identify investors ok.. we all should follow those investors’
C ‘I know couple of reputed industry people’
B ‘excellent.. ask them to start some incubation / accelerator program’
A ‘I will support you B’
C ‘we will need 100M$’
A and B look at each other
B ‘sanctioned’
A ‘hey 1 minute.. Isn’t C from the same state where you were also staying way back?’
B ‘did you ever see me there in past many years’
A ‘No’
B ‘trust is important.. please remember we care for all folks the most’
A ‘yes.. will support you this time’
C ‘should I announce this to all’
Till then D comes in
D ‘dear all.. what about me?’
A, B and C ‘dear D.. we never try to catch you.. do not worry at all. just make some noise when we wish.. and rest will be taken care of’
D disappears..
Ishwar wakes up suddenly
His mom ‘whole time thinks of politics.. relax.. you are not cut out of it.. hence we named you Ishwar thoughtfully’
