Investor surprised

A question was asked to an Investor ‘Sir.. is my product so bad.. am not getting any investors for this’

The investor smiled and said ‘The product comes secondary.. your profile reports are available with many’

Entrepreneur ‘I do shared deck with so many folks’

Investor ‘no dear.. your behavior analytic report being shared to us’

Entrepreneur ‘but as per GDPR, my private information cannot be shared’

Investor ‘what is that? I never heard of it’

Elegant Love (WR)

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Ronald ‘I hate this style of love. You bite me. you hit me and then declare you are madly in love with me’

Rosy ‘It is passionate love.. Here unless you don’t feel my hurt.. how will you ever know’

Ronald ‘Rosy.. I have always found you too aggressive in love. It is like you don’t have patience.. to hear other side of story and before even some one realizes you have left that person. You have broken from 4 affairs and am your fifth stable one’

Rosy ‘Ronald .. do you wish to continue or break too..’

Ronald smiles and hugs Rosy ‘Am getting adjusted after my first elegant love with my first love Piu

Rosy ‘who is Piu?’

Ronald ‘She was a sweet Vietnam girl who loved to believe if ever anyone loves anyone do it elegantly’

Rosy ‘like’

Ronald holds Rosy in arms and looks at her eyes..

Rosy ‘Ronald please don’t look at me this way’

Ronald ‘Rosy ..she didn’t wish to disturb me in my studies so would just spend quality 30 minutes with me’

Rosy ‘how?’

Ronald ‘She would just massage my head, relax my shoulders, gently kiss me on lips and give me warm

food which would be tastefully done by her.. ‘

Rose ‘I don’t know to cook too’

Ronald ‘She would then ensure  that I have a 5 minute dance with her.. where she would tightly hug me

while dancing and …’

Ronald ‘One day.. she just left a letter and went away’

Rose ‘where?’

Ronald ‘In Vietnam.. she feels there is lot of below the poverty line people who can be helped. She has

initiated micro finance unit’

Rose ‘wow.. bold lady.. why she left you?’

Ronald is silent

Rose ‘why she left you?’

Ronald ‘i got infatuated by you and one day when you forcefully hugged and kissed me in the restaurant

she saw us both.. and then..  she decided to focus on social work as she wanted to come out of

possessiveness  feeling’

Rose ‘strange.. elegant lover but possessive too’

Ronald ‘Not sure.. where i faltered till date’

Rose ‘Do you love me or not?’

Ronald ‘not sure.. hope we work on our relation and make it better’

Rose ‘Am opposite of her.. very demanding’

Ronald ‘i know.. but promise don’t keep biting me like a dog’

Rose bursts out laughing

Rose ‘sure.. will try.. will try to be less intense’

Ronald ‘Rose.. in our life when love resurfaces again.. we never realize.. so if we ever loose love, we

should keep trying.. ‘

Rose ‘you got my spirit now.. after multiple broken affairs still I am hopelessly romantic’

Laughing Doll

Mona has a a laughing doll who can switch on to laughing on press of a button.  One day she returns home and presses the button and finds the doll whaling loudly.. She is surprised.. How can this happen.. What is the logic behind this..?

Mona calls up the reputed brand company service desk ‘Why is she whaling?’

Call support person ‘Who?’

Mona ‘The doll’

Support person ‘Oh .. There is this clarification email from company startup founder.. Many complained the same.. it was just to check if people use the doll or not.. So the founder programmed it this way that after 30 days it will whale loudly’

Mona ‘Crazy style of seeking consumer experience’

Support person smiles..

Support person ‘The owner has also offered a cute family doll set to all of you at 40% discount’

Mona ‘So what is your guess?’

Support Person ‘All picked it up.. Only US$50 discounted price.. shipment at home’

Mona ‘Ok order for me too’

Support Person ‘The founder wants to propagate Family Togetherness’

Stylish Researcher

In days when most of individuals who are aspiring for a higher designation in Academic Institutes; pursuing Doctorate Qualifications; here was Researcher Krisram who felt any research should be done in style and presented further in style, and even sell the research in style..

Krisram visits a doctorate colloquium and is presenting his latest findings on ‘Why Love fails?’

Krisram ‘Hypothesis 1 –  Love fails when Money Seeps in Couple Interaction’

                 Hypothesis 2 –  Love Failures because of monetary reason is independent of Entrepreneurship’

The Academic Coordinator Jim ‘Hey this already proven.. why you need to prove it again’

Krisram “How can you say so? Have yet to research papers around this topic- Can you prove it?”

Jim ‘Let us not deviate from topic. Tell me how you will collect samples.. Why will anyone tell you their relationship fail’

Krisram “OK you all fill this questionnaire’

Jim ‘All of us have failed on love’..

Kris “You made assumption. All of you raise hands’

Jim finds 17 of 20 failed in love

Kris ‘How may failed because of money?’

Only 2 raise their hand..

Kris ‘Saw only 2/20 have conviction to say Money caused rift. My hypothesis not proved yet. Hence my research is valid.. I will need to probe and get more insights to individuals to be fearless and share the truth’

Jim raises his hand..

Jim “Why you linking to entrepreneurship?’

Kris ‘All humans who fail in love because of money reasons get determined to succeed, so they may by revolt wish to earn more money, hence they may choose entrepreneurship’

Jim ‘I failed in love because of money. I didn’t become entrepreneur’

Kris ‘Hence I need to take samples.. Not sure as of now who may have failed in love and become a rich entrepreneur’

Jim ‘Albert.. Ha Ha Ha’

Kris ‘No Sir. Let us not take any names..’

2 years latter

Jim ‘So what are your findings?’

Kris ‘I am selling of my findings to a person. He is an entrepreneur. He had a strange story

1st failure of love – because he was under graduate

2nd failure of love – because he was job less

3rd failure – because he didn’t own a house

4th failure – because he didn’t have money for tourism

5th failure – because he didn’t own a building

so he was compelled to become entrepreneur and each failure made him succeed and determined to achieve what he already failed for..

He is very rich. He wants the data bank of all unsuccessful lovers who failed because of materialistic reasons and wishes to incubate them in his incubation center.

Jim ‘Congrats.  No wonder that guy called me up and asked me to start venture of own’

Krisram ‘Sir – he is the dean of our institute who got so emotional on the subject and revealed his truth’

Jim ‘I know Kris, I am from other institute, he was happy I challenged you’

Krisram ‘I too had failed in love because of monetary reason, hence this research gave good results’

Jim ‘Why you popularized self as Stylish Researcher’

Krisram ‘To make people emotional, there needs to be an element of style.. some emotions, some feelings, some compassion, some passion, some obsession and combine this together when you ask questions. It is like hypnosis. I need to make you reveal your truth..’

Jim ‘You are crazy. I never knew someone could even research on love and entrepreneurship. Who gave this idea’

Krisram ‘PASSION. PASSION has various dimensions..  Love is fundamental omnipresent dimension of PASSION and without love, entrepreneurship never can begin’

My Dear Friend

“My Dear Friend, should i address you as this or should i address you as Dearest or may be only your name?”  Somy had developed feelings for Zhang and being in China, she didn’t know how she could demonstrate her feelings for him.

Somy was a research student working on innovations to transplant a memory card inside human body which will track day to day rhythm, feelings, of a human towards people whom the human interacts in day and at the end of the day or week or month, an analytic report can be seen on computer. Obviously it means a continuous wear and tear of the slot? In case that is not possible, may be a card chipped in bracelet and….

Somy suddenly realizes she is lost in her research and forgotten that she is attempting her first love letter..

“Dear Zhang

I never knew it would be so beautiful, just feeling your warmth and care, my day was made when i was just expecting you to be with me just near me during the lunch and there you were smiling, lovingly interacting with me. I didn’t like the woman sitting next to you. She does look beautiful but who is she? I hope she is not your wife? I didn’t wish to ask that question as i was not sure..

Can i address you dearest? or Lovable? or Baby?  

My writing gets haywire so only using computer to type this letter. Can it be qualified to be a love letter? Why did my heart beat that day? No clue?  I know you are a sensor manufacturer. Can we get a small sensor which can sense such beats. It can be used in my research and we make business too

Am ending my letter with lots of love and hugs and kisses to you dearest Zhang”

Somy clicked the Send Button and was delighted by her courage..

She felt if research cannot be experienced, it is of no use..

Prompt came the reply

“Hello Somy, I cannot call you dear or dearest as you are still unknown to me. The girl besides me is my business partner and I have been living with her for nearly 5 years.  I accepted this letter and as such no sensor still available, may be you should build that too. I suggest you to focus on your research and control your heart beats”

Somy got crest fallen, she never expected such unromantic letter. Her beats feeble, she avoided her lunch 

She was shaken up.. 

She soon slept on her chair with heads over table

As she woke up, she found another message from Zhang

Zhang “Dearest Somy, i am sure your heart beat is low, you are restless, you feel the world has ended, so i don’t want to disappoint you any longer. The girl besides me had also been in the workshop, She just wanted to know more about my venture. I am single, happy to mingle and i did like your personality then. You wished to address me dearest, i felt i should reciprocate.

Interesting topic. Let us partner and begin analyzing love / hate symptoms of individuals.

Loads and Loads of Love, Kisses and Hugs”

Somy shrieked loudly “Am in Love, Am in Love. Surely this is love letter.. Is it?”

she decides to show to her friend

Her friend “Dear Somy, if it is a love letter, why you show me? don’t you believe in your future beloved?”

Somy agrees and thinks “We researchers never believe the truth, we think truth is something else and loose our moments of truth”

Close up Smile

Two great looking folks came near each other and smiled lovingly.

Both of them had seen each other for the first time.

Monty “I like your smile”

Joseph “I too love your personality”

Monty “Am happy”

Joseph “Am too happy”

Monty “I saw you somewhere”

Joseph “Entrepreneur cover page”

Monty “Oh you are my competitor”

Joseph “Sort of “

Monty “How can we be friends?”

Joseph “Stop thinking of competition when we are friends”

Monty laughs

Joseph “Why should we do competitor analysis”

Monty “To see if we can better “

Joseph “Wrong model- think of what we can do to better innovation and not imitate”

Monty “I agree”

Joseph “I have innovated a product – applied for patent”

Monty “We can market on royalty basis”

Joseph “Now we are true friends”

Monty “Let us click a photo and do a press release”

Joseph “yes –  Monty and Joseph in sea beach swimming together”

Monty “Hope they don’t imagine our happiness to be GAY happiness”

Joseph “We need to stop at times and not over analyze consumer behavior”

Both have a hearty laugh


Logic of Life

We don’t see the dirt which oozes out of body when we wash our body

We do analyze a problem and try to resolve them and even probe why it happened.

We accept the dirt or toxins which come out of our body as part of nature

We don’t accept abuses or bad behaviors which come out of us occasionally as we feel it is not normal.

We do analyze our behavior pattern over period of time and try to even seek counselors

If we realize that we are mere products and have a product life cycle and if we realize the unknown force gave us the power to re-invent ourselves and come up with new releases at pre-decided interval and we may have some releases succeed and some fail and we accept a fact that bugs may remain and bugs will be solved too but are we as product worth enough to be utilized by few or may or the entire world. What type of product we wish to be? Long term, Short term or keep re-inventing and remain a continuous brand is where logic of life exists. If we stop re-inventing, we will soon perish.

So re-invent self without think of what our patterns exist and what defects emerge due to that and if people accept us as we are, we are surely a winner.